Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

denied. instead zombie fish attacks you!



i wish i could think of something to wish for.

Granted, but you waste you wish.
I wish I had super English powers!

Granted, But you become mute and blind

I wish Ed, Edd and Eddy didn't end

Granted, but now it turns into a children's novel series.

I wish I had a tablet.

Granted, but you spill chocolate milk on it.

I wish I owned a video surveillance garbage can.

Granted, but the garbage men destroy it.
I wish I wasn't mute and blind. XD

granted but you become dumb and deaf.
i wish i had a dragon

granted, but it eats you.
I wish for something to wish for.

Granted. You had it, but now you don't.

I wish more people would use the legacy postbit.

denied. arent i teh ebil one!


i wish that i had a shiny pokemon...

Granted. It has low IVs and a undesirable nature. Also, it's easily chainable, so there's not really much of a rarity factor to it.

I wish more people would use the legacy postbit.

again denied! I AM EBIIILLL!



I wish i was more ebil.

Granted

Ebil:
1) Plesantly or cutely evil. 2) Slighly Evil But without malicious intent.

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I wish more people would use the legacy postbit.

granted but they die of boredom

wait thats what ebil means?

then i wish i was EVIL.

Granted,but then you go crazy and you kill yourself.
I wish I had a million dollars right now.

Granted, but you get a million paper cuts. ;o;

I wish for a Wii. :P

Granted, but your cousin decides to buy you the Wii bowling ball, and he plays with it and throws it at your television by accident, breaking the television.

I wish I could go to Moscow for my birthday.

granted. you are allowed into Moscow for one second and then forced back out.

i wish WOFZ were more active

Granted....... no comment. :I

I wish for a wish.

Denied

I wish for a fancy suitcase