Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted. You will die in 80 years.

I wish I could meet Marisa Kirisame in Person.

Granted, but then Alice gets jealous and tries to kill you.

I wish I had some chocolate.....

Granted. Unfortunately it's choco-lax.

I wish I could learn how to program easier.

Granted. Now any future tasks that involve setting up the schedule for events will be easier! School plays, convention schedules, and office board meetings are now nearly no hassle!

I wish for a white drizzle.

GRANTED through its Acid.

I wish to have a perfect sexy girlfriend.

Granted. She's perfect in every way. In fact, she's so perfect she knows very well she's to good for you ad is cheating on you with four different guys.

I wish I had a good singing voice.

Granted, but it has the same effect as Jigglypuffs singing.

I wish all my chores were done already.

Granted, but they explode.

I wish I could LIVE.

Granted, in your grandma's basement all day growing pale in front of the glow of a computer screen that remiss you f your utter failure at life.

I wish for a pony!!!

Granted, but then a homeless person kills it for food.

I wish for some more coffee.

Granted, but it runs away with your best friend.

I wish I had the power to ghost ride the whip.

Granted, but the whip snaps your ghost in the face, leaving a mighty bruise on its forehead. That's gonna leave a mark...


I wish my car was a brand-new black 1986 Oldsmobile 4-4-2 instead of a rusted-out subcompact.

Granted, but you explode.

I wish I were 'Splosion Man.

Granted. Earth will explode in 5 seconds, and the solar system in 10.

That said, I wish I could save the world and the milky way from such destruction.

Lol, good one! But...

Team_SJK said:

Granted. Earth will explode in 5 seconds, and the solar system in 10.

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...Dude! Why no wish? Did you forget?

Pokedragonking said:

...Dude! Why no wish? Did you forget?

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Yup, I forgot. :-(
but it's all good now. It's been fixed. My wish, if you haven't seen it yet, is to save the world AND the milky way from destruction, at any cost.

Granted. To do so, you drain all of the world's resources and create a deficit for *insert your country here* so large, that the you are executed for destroying their economy afterward. Good news is that you did it so well, it's like the world was never ever in danger.

I wish for the Witch's bass.

Granted, the witch's is bass is yours, but in the process you're turned into a frog.

I wish I could kiss Komui (The anime guy in my sig)

Granted, But his Fan-girls kill you.

I wish, My servants would shut up.

They do. As does the rest of the world, never speaking or making any noise again. Including music.

I wish I had a bigger memory on my comp. (damn Dell)