Hello all. Instead of continuing Volt White, I've decided to do a Nuzlocke of this hack. I promise I'll finish this one.
Pokemon Pure White/Pitch Black is a hack/improvement of Pokemon Black & White, made by aragornbird, aka Arkeis. They have many changes, such as:
* Major trainer battles are now more challenging with stronger Pokemon, better moves, and hold items. This includes battles with Gym Leaders, Elite 4, your Rivals, N, Ghetsis, Alder, Cynthia, and several post-game trainers.
* Ability to catch all 649 Pokémon without trading or transfering.
* Ability to evolve former trade-evolution Pokemon without trading.
* Genderswapped trainers! Guys will be girls and girls will be guys!
* Many Pokémon have Dream World abilities without having to access the Dream World
* Many wild Pokémon have held items that are rare or otherwise impossible to find anywhere else.
* Some Unova Pokémon can learn new level up moves.
* Some dialog changes.
And more.
Let's begin, shall we?
Honesty is the best policy.
How about I call you slave and you get back into the kitchen, making me a sammich and hand me a few beers?
Do I look like a gi-
"Hey."
WTF WAS THAT
"I'm...someone you haven't met yet."
...Okay
"Listen. You have to be a girl."
WHAT WHAT WHAT
"I'm sorry, but you have to."
Why should I listen to you?
"Go ahead. Become a boy. I'll just be right behind you every step of the way, taunting you, and calling you a *****. That was a joke. Perhaps you didn't know. Maybe this will help. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
SHUT THE **** UP. I'll be a girl, okay?
"Good girl. I'll be waiting for you."
Who are you, anyway?
"...Someone you don't know."
...Freakier than that crappy ass movie Freaky Friday.
Yeah, we've established that.
I would've said Hinata if it wasn't for Mr. Assface back then, clouding my judgement.
DOES NOT COMPUTE. Unless...oh God am I entering the world of...Trannies?
OH GOD NO.
"You have to."
ERRRRRGGHHHHH
If I was visually impared I would actually believe he's a girl. He can't even dress like one!
*moving on....*
NO! My Pokeymanz. Get out of my house too.
"Touko..."
I thought you weren't gonna follow me?
"I'm not. Just giving you a friendly reminder."
That was so funny my humor died.
Wait...are you implying...that you're a girl?!
Bianca:...Noooo
Yeah, that's right. No girl is named Bianca these days.
The Fourth Wall? What about it?
Cheren:....Nothing....
Yeah, just a bunch of crap.
No ma'am. I believe we call them "Eldritch's Abominations nowadays.
Are you even listening?
Both: Open the damn box.
That's what she said.
Politely? Hehehe yeah right. This box is mine, *******.
He looks like a pretty cool dude.
Bianca: Hey! Let's battle!
Um...okay.
WTF
"Oh...ignore that."
WHAT DID YOU DO?
"..."
GODDAMMIT
Weakling.
Oh hey look, it's Jailbait!
She...actually looks kinda hot...
"You're a girl, remember?"
And what? That doesn't mean I'm not a guy on the inside.
"Whatever. Continue."
She fights like a wuss. All she did was Tackle, then proceed to Tail Whip.
*they left, weeping as they ran to apologize to my mother how they failed to stop me*
Let's check Snivy's stats.
Meh. Wish I had Timid/Modest.
That;s right. You can ground me, take away my crap, make me go to my room, but in the end who cooks, cleans, and buys me ****? That's right. You.
Now make me a sandwich.
What did you say...
Bianca: Don't listen to my dad. He's an insufferable prick.
Like you?
Bianca: Ayup. Let's meet with Cheren!
I don't think he's the brightest in the family...
Make me a sandwich.
Juniper: Nickname your Pokeymanz.
If you insist...
Yeah. He looks like that insufferable prick. Except...more badass.
This is by far the most female-stereotypical machine I've ever seen. Barbie, eat your heart out.
At least the map hasn't changed.
I got my balls back. Let's go catch some monsters.
Snivy:...Aye aye sir.
She can't make portals, but she can kick ass.
Aww, she's gentle too. I like her already.
Until next time. Sorry for the few screenshots, I'm going to have my last 2 days of school soon.
Pokemon Pure White/Pitch Black is a hack/improvement of Pokemon Black & White, made by aragornbird, aka Arkeis. They have many changes, such as:
* Major trainer battles are now more challenging with stronger Pokemon, better moves, and hold items. This includes battles with Gym Leaders, Elite 4, your Rivals, N, Ghetsis, Alder, Cynthia, and several post-game trainers.
* Ability to catch all 649 Pokémon without trading or transfering.
* Ability to evolve former trade-evolution Pokemon without trading.
* Genderswapped trainers! Guys will be girls and girls will be guys!
* Many Pokémon have Dream World abilities without having to access the Dream World
* Many wild Pokémon have held items that are rare or otherwise impossible to find anywhere else.
* Some Unova Pokémon can learn new level up moves.
* Some dialog changes.
And more.
Let's begin, shall we?
Spoiler:
Honesty is the best policy.
How about I call you slave and you get back into the kitchen, making me a sammich and hand me a few beers?
Do I look like a gi-
"Hey."
WTF WAS THAT
"I'm...someone you haven't met yet."
...Okay
"Listen. You have to be a girl."
WHAT WHAT WHAT
"I'm sorry, but you have to."
Why should I listen to you?
"Go ahead. Become a boy. I'll just be right behind you every step of the way, taunting you, and calling you a *****. That was a joke. Perhaps you didn't know. Maybe this will help. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
SHUT THE **** UP. I'll be a girl, okay?
"Good girl. I'll be waiting for you."
Who are you, anyway?
"...Someone you don't know."
...Freakier than that crappy ass movie Freaky Friday.
Yeah, we've established that.
I would've said Hinata if it wasn't for Mr. Assface back then, clouding my judgement.
DOES NOT COMPUTE. Unless...oh God am I entering the world of...Trannies?
OH GOD NO.
"You have to."
ERRRRRGGHHHHH
If I was visually impared I would actually believe he's a girl. He can't even dress like one!
*moving on....*
NO! My Pokeymanz. Get out of my house too.
"Touko..."
I thought you weren't gonna follow me?
"I'm not. Just giving you a friendly reminder."
That was so funny my humor died.
Wait...are you implying...that you're a girl?!
Bianca:...Noooo
Yeah, that's right. No girl is named Bianca these days.
The Fourth Wall? What about it?
Cheren:....Nothing....
Yeah, just a bunch of crap.
No ma'am. I believe we call them "Eldritch's Abominations nowadays.
Are you even listening?
Both: Open the damn box.
That's what she said.
Politely? Hehehe yeah right. This box is mine, *******.
He looks like a pretty cool dude.
Bianca: Hey! Let's battle!
Um...okay.
WTF
"Oh...ignore that."
WHAT DID YOU DO?
"..."
GODDAMMIT
Weakling.
Oh hey look, it's Jailbait!
She...actually looks kinda hot...
"You're a girl, remember?"
And what? That doesn't mean I'm not a guy on the inside.
"Whatever. Continue."
She fights like a wuss. All she did was Tackle, then proceed to Tail Whip.
*they left, weeping as they ran to apologize to my mother how they failed to stop me*
Let's check Snivy's stats.
Meh. Wish I had Timid/Modest.
That;s right. You can ground me, take away my crap, make me go to my room, but in the end who cooks, cleans, and buys me ****? That's right. You.
Now make me a sandwich.
What did you say...
Bianca: Don't listen to my dad. He's an insufferable prick.
Like you?
Bianca: Ayup. Let's meet with Cheren!
I don't think he's the brightest in the family...
Make me a sandwich.
Juniper: Nickname your Pokeymanz.
If you insist...
Yeah. He looks like that insufferable prick. Except...more badass.
This is by far the most female-stereotypical machine I've ever seen. Barbie, eat your heart out.
At least the map hasn't changed.
I got my balls back. Let's go catch some monsters.
Snivy:...Aye aye sir.
She can't make portals, but she can kick ass.
Aww, she's gentle too. I like her already.
Until next time. Sorry for the few screenshots, I'm going to have my last 2 days of school soon.