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Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! ....

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, ...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a...

All for some hand sanitizer, poor guy. ;__;

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly...

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Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who was grieving for the loss...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who was grieving for the loss of his husband. Oliver landed...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who was grieving for the loss of his husband. Oliver landed into Sandshrew's arms. "Husband?" Sandshrew...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who was grieving for the loss of his husband. Oliver landed into Sandshrew's arms. "Husband?" Sandshrew exclaimed loudly, is that you...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who was grieving for the loss of his husband. Oliver landed into Sandshrew's arms. "Husband?" Sandshrew exclaimed loudly, is that you? Oliver, in confusion, died suddenly...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who was grieving for the loss of his husband. Oliver landed into Sandshrew's arms. "Husband?" Sandshrew exclaimed loudly, is that you? Oliver, in confusion, died suddenly but he was revived immediately...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who was grieving for the loss of his husband. Oliver landed into Sandshrew's arms. "Husband?" Sandshrew exclaimed loudly, is that you? Oliver, in confusion, died suddenly but he was revived immediately by Sandshrew's max revive. After...