Oh no, it's God again... let's sneak past it!
Phew, made it. Hm? I smell something.
Yeah, this is going on ebay! ^^
How oddly... symmetrical. Did people plant these trees? I mean it, formations out in the wild like this are quite rare.
I should know, I live in a desert.
It's that wannabe again! I'll get you for what you did, teleporting freak!
Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
... I have to hear this.
... Pffffft... hahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHA! That... that is the dumbest goal for an evil team ever! You could say Galactic's plans were over the top, but these guys are just plain stupid!
Because he's a pedophile.
Raped him?
Yeah, 'rescued' him. Please, that's one of the oldest tricks in the book.
No, no... please! I'd rather take their stupidity over the stupidity of the one next to me. She'll make me suffer even worse.
Okay, seriously. I don't even know who's talking. So I guess Caterpie is saying this.
... If you want to be a great rescue team, then GO OUT AND RESCUE SOME POKEMON! What about that is so hard for you to understand!? You don't need these plans, and I doubt Caterpie cares who rescues him, as long as he gets home!
... Team Meanies? ...
That's your name...
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Wahahahahahahaha!!! That has to be the dumbest evil team name I ever heard! Hahahaha! Say what you will about those generic teams, like Team Skull, or the Legion of Doom, but Team Meanies?
You sound like you're kindergarten bullies who decided to name themselves after something! I mean seriously! Ahahahaha!
What part of... 'They're plans are stupid, and that they're actually doing their job' don't you understand, Chikorita!?
Common sense! Fiiiiiiiinally!
Let's go, Indigo's Crusaders!
Why does this always happen to me? T.T
Let's go! Don't mess this up, it's one level weaker then you!
Why did you nuzzle the electric dog, you dense moron!?
Serves you right!
... Wait... Manectric was actually pwned by a paralyzed, high moron?
:laugh:
Awesome, but it doesn't mean you're any smarter.
So Absol's coming out, eh? Well, I suppose Indigo should take him on.
But Torchic was more vocal about it. This fight'll be boring.
:shocked: ... That was not expected. (The next move knocked him out)
Heh, me versus a pokemon quite possibly as dumb as Chikorita.
This'll be cake...
... You suck.
Ha! One turn recovery!
Nooooo! My T-shock!
I'm losing... to a moron?
He's actually pretty tough... for a moron.
... Never mind. This fight is mine. c\ /D
LJ
The final blow! You lose! And the sad thing is, none of us are seriously hurt. You suck as villains.
THUNDERSHOCK!
^^
Damn straight I did!
Ichigo, no! You have a fanboy. T.T
Sorry, but you three just suck! At least the actual evil rescue team is a decent challenge!
... Did I just spoil something? >:)
Why? You're no threat to me.
Did you just call me a meany? Listen, purple-pants. That's a taunt that Grade Schoolers use. You're basically a grade schooler. Year 1/Kindergarten.
I think that's the conversion.
Something tells me you're about to do something stupid.
(Distance)
(Falls down a cliff)
Team Meanies: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Difficult?
Difficult? That was a joke! I didn't have to heal once! Chikorita did, but she's not the brightest bulb, if you catch my drift. If you call this hard, then will the next mission be impossible!?
You sir, are a wimp.
... You're catching the stupids.
OWWWWW! Too much optimism! Oww! Get it away from me!
Th-thank you. How you never caught the stupids, I will not ever know, but I will thank Arceus that you didn't catch them.
Something stupid, probably. Speaking of stupid, does anyone else see the cliff where Team Meanies ran towards?
I know, but seriously, no one else sees that? They could be dying. I want to watch! Ichigo, turn them towards that cliff so we can watch them suffer.
... Chikorita probably named the town. No. It's too stupid and stereotypical even for her.
Although it sounds like something I'd name something, if I were high.
Yeah, where is it?
Why are you two staring at me like I'm an idiot?
At least Chikorita doesn't notice.
Fine, I'll follow you. Got nothing better to do, except. Eherm.
Ski on some random mountain.
Catch a Dialga in a poke ball on my Pokemon Platinum.
Pwn twelve n00bs in Pokemon Battle Revolution.
Get a present so Rose doesn't tear my eyes out again.
Find Jagold and rub my foresight in his face.
Kill my mother for cloning me.
And to burn Twilight, just because it gave me a brain tumor. I'm going to die in six months. D:
So I have a lot to do.
SHUT UP!
Wah! Teleportation! Get it off of me!
It looks like a sundial. We don't need to do anything with it. Let's go.
Why is there a God Plant here? And why is their building shaped like a Pikachu head? It's creepy.
No duh, I saw that. And I told you that. It seems like someone needs to listen to his subconscious more.
Okay, let's go.
Oh Arceus, no. Not her.
It's not morning. It's Eight at night.
No duh.
Guess what? I don't care!
Don't show interest!
She'll never leave us alone!
No.
... What is this, and why should I give a damn?
No, no... be meaner about it! *Sigh* You're a wimp, Indigo.
Did... did you just stereotype me? That's just offensive, you mean, racist... specist? *****. I should just attack you right now. No, I should kill you! What does being a pikachu have to do with anything!? So are all chikorita as dumb as you!?
... I envy you, since you're always happy all of the time. No matter what I say.
Umm... you might not want to say that in front of her. Not only is she stupid, but she stereotypes us Pikachu, insulting us. Who knows what'll happen if she knows we're not even pokemon.
Something obviously too complicated for your brain to handle.
Hmm, let me think. If I'm not a pokemon, then I must be a ... Human! They exist here, too!
Just tell them, you wimp!
Finally, another voice of reason!
You also discriminated against us.
********! You are lying to Torchic! You discriminated against me, and your idiocy is just overpowering anyway! Tell the full story!
Preach the gospel! Despite the fact that it isn't religion, and that I'm atheistic.
Hi.
Okay, have fun. I'm just going to look around, since I need to know a layout of this place if I am to live here for the rest of the forseeable future.
... I'm not rude all of the time, you know. Just most of the time.
I'm not saying anything. Go have fun with that. I'll stay behind and check out the town.
... I have a feeling outer Indigo is going to complain.
... Never mind. As soon as they leave, I'm just going to go for a niiiiice long nap.
I'm not stopping you.
Take the opportunity to sleep in for once, Indigo!
... No I didn't.
Sight-seeing... maybe. Rest? Definitely. I want to sleep for once! None of this fifteen seconds crap. Give me three or four hours!
I would take that with pride, but since it's coming from you...
Even Indigo caught on.
Mmhmm... just leave me out of it.
Time to sleep.
