1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

#1181
Slam your face on all the keyboards.

#1182 - Amass a large group of people and cram yourselves into one isle so that nobody can get in or out.

#1183 Walk around wearing a hoodie ONLY! Also it must read the first letter of every word of "State of Louisiana & Utah T-shirts".

#1184

Eat all thier cake. Tell them your reason for it is "the cake is a LIE!"

1185: play that moonbase alpha video over the pa system

1186: obtain a super saiyan wig and act out an over-the-top anime in the store

1187: steal a shovel and start digging in the store. if anyone asks what ur doing, say ur diggig for buried treasure

1188: cut a slot in a yellow potholder and run around picking up small goods wih it while shouting "WAKA WAKA WAKA". if a guard catches you, curl up on he ground making he pacman death noise. if you find a piece of food, throw it at the guard while going "BWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOEOOOOO"

#1189: Take a blood test in aisle 1

#1190 - Re-enact a scene from Pulp Fiction over the PA system (be sure to do the voices :P )

#1191 over complement rivaling companies using the intercom

#1192 - Read from "50 Shades of Grey" over the PA system.

#1193 Do it whilst reading 50 Shades of Grey over the PA System

#1194
Buy a female dog, name it life, have her attack people in Wally World

#1195
Buy all of Wall-mart's stock and use your new owner power to rename it "Don't-give-any-****s-at-all" Mart.

Put pornographic material on the LCD TVs.

Get on the PA and shout:

"Can someone please help me, I am lost"

Climb into random peoples shopping carts and demand a ride.

#1199

Start a wild rant about the end of the world and talk about the coming of Christ until customers leave the store in fear.

#1200: Do The Safety Dance in all of the aisles. All of them.

Hey, we're 120% of the way there!

#1201

Graffiti all over the walls, floors and isles

1202

Put up posters saying you want all the workers fired.

1203

Push shopping carts around as if they were engine powered cars

1204

Crack all the eggs, then pour milk in the apple juice