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Gee, you sure are corny!

Alexander Nicholi

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  • I might even plop an ear in your lap, husk and all.

    What's the corniest thing you've ever heard? Does it make you laugh, or does it annoy you even? Where is it from? Share its origins with us, we'd like to know. I mean why else are we here but to read, right?
     

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  • Goddamn this thread is right up my alley.

    I am the self-proclaimed KING of corny, cheesy, and just plain bad jokes. (puns and pickup lines are my favorites)
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    OH MY GOD

    one of my ex's was so corny it was painful for me. He would comment on my insta pics or message me on twitter (SO EVERYONE CAN SEE) the corniest lines and I would cringe so hard sometimes I would ignore them. Eventually I had to tell him he was just too corny and needed to hold back a bit and he proceeded to do so by tweeting at me the emojis of corn and tractors. Needless to say I broke up with him eventually.
     

    Bidoof FTW

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  • OH MY GOD

    one of my ex's was so corny it was painful for me. He would comment on my insta pics or message me on twitter (SO EVERYONE CAN SEE) the corniest lines and I would cringe so hard sometimes I would ignore them. Eventually I had to tell him he was just too corny and needed to hold back a bit and he proceeded to do so by tweeting at me the emojis of corn and tractors. Needless to say I broke up with him eventually.

    I was going to ask if you married him until I read again about the ex part.

    Hubby material imo.
     
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  • There are so many corny jokes on Facebook and 9GAG. But, my cousin just showed me this today.

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