I walk along a path, holding the "Shaymin", until I trip and fall. Then I notice the "Shaymin" is a Ditto! I'm a fool for falling for that trick, aren't I?! I tell my Zoroark to go transform into a Machamp, hold up Sayan's Teddiursa and act like it's going to use DynamicPunch to punch the lights out of Teddiursa. It works, and I grab Shaymin. Unfortunately, your Teddiursa retaliates and Zoroark reflexively uses DynamicPunch at full power using all four arms.
Ouch.
After a hospital trip, I give you Shaymin, only to say "SUCKER!" and then I take Shaymin and run off into the distance.