[PKMN OPEN] The Pokemon Trainer Academy (OOC) (NEW!)

Interacting with me has become an eighties sitcom?

My life is complete.

Tune in for this week's episode of Lincoln's Got It Right, when Lincoln gets his fishes warm when his old roommate and arch-rival ShinyDiamond comes to town! You don't don't want to miss it!
*que jingle followed by applause*

Also, I have a guess. Are the "R" men pirates? You know "Aaarrrrrrrrrrr" men.

I ust like how everyone completely ignored Quin when he walked over and said hello to Ethan. I mean, sure he walked away, but some acknowledgement would have been nice... Oh well.

Boo bad puns Mammoth!

What droid is a pirate's favourite? Arrrrrrr2D2.
... :D I love bad puns. Reminds me of Arnold back when he was in the role as Mr. Freeze in Batman and Robin. "CHILL!"

"If you look for me tomarrow you will find me a grave man" theres a classic pun for you. Romeo and juliet after the sword fight.

anyway if linc has a sitcom I want the boring generic documentary.

"Hello and welcome to YAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN"

Well, if we're telling bad puns...
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans! :D

@Nideous: There is MANY MOAR!!!

@Kid Mind and Sir Bastian: ololololololololololol!!!

@jasonwolf: That could be arranged...

Hello, and welcome to "Life of jasonwolf". In today's program we will learn about the genius mind behind the profile jasonwolf, AGAIN. Sit back and enjoy the show...

j-j-j-j-jasonwolf!
j-j-j-j-jasonwolf!
j-j-j-j-jasonwolf!
His show will teach you more about life!
And himself...

Apple: Your Mac died? Umad bro?
Me: iMAD.

xD If I'm an old roommate & arch-rival of Lincoln, I'm gonna mess with his life! But first, I think I'll crash jason's program!

Hey watchers! I'm on "Life of jasonwolf"!

*enter awkward son of the family*

Gee whizz, papa, I lost my shorts down at the ol' swimmin' hole!


OR


*Enter Gary Mother****ing Oak*

Ha, you have a show? I have EIGHT of them!! And they're all better than yours!

"Today on 'Life of Jasonwolf' I will be taking a nap."

*commercial break*

"welcome back! as you can see I've managed to track down my pillow and will now be catching a couple of ZZZzzzz."

*napping montage*

*takes jasonwolf's pillow away* :\ If you haven't noticed, I crashed your program. xD

"I have. The other thing we're demonstrating today is my new security system and shark tank."

*activates trap door dropping diamond into a shark tank.*

"I suggest you play dead. they prefer live meat."

._. Well, I'm out of here! *disappears, leaving behind a cloud in the shape of me, only when it clears up I'm still on the same spot I stood* o.o ...What just happened?

*teleports out with a teleporting device in front of jasonwolf* Sorry for the interruption. *bows & teleports away*

Meanwhile, Gary Mother****ing Oak rides across the set in his convertible, being driven by his many cheerleading women.

"sup Gary? smelled Ash lately?"

*Gary's car hits trap door and stops sending Gray flying*

"...Now you get to see my medical skills at work!"

*runs off and grabs phone to dial 911.*

I forgot to update yesterday.

On hand:


Species: Dewott
Nickname: Yaibe
Lvl: 26
Moves: Swords Dance, Razor Shell, Focus Energy, Double Team, X-Scissor, Water Pulse


Species: Zorua
Nickname: Mistress
Lvl: 24
Moves: Shadow Ball, Fake Tears, Faint Attack, Dark Pulse, Scary Face, Calm Mind


Species: Gligar
Nickname: Pierce
Lvl: 16
Moves: Poison Sting, Quick Attack, Harden, Knock Off, Hone Claws, Taunt

At storage/home:
None

UPDATE: Pierce leveled up by 1! Pierce forgot Sand-Attack & learned Quick Attack!

You just wrote the numbers on a piece of paper to use in the lottery. You go to get a lotto card and Gary Moth****ing Oak already put in your numbers and ends up winning the lotto.

what do you think you're doing? what using the OOC page for actual OOC and its original use. what is wrong with you!?

*gets busy tone from 911 dispatchers*

Hello and welcome to "SD's Distractions"! In this program, we follow ShinyDiamond in his quest to crash every TV-show that the great (and also very handsome) Mr. Mammoth produces! In today's episode, watch how Shiny completely breaks the fourth wall by sending a giant missile through your computer screen, YEEEEHHHHAAAAAWWWW!!!!!

D-I-S-T, Ractions!
D-I-S-T, Ractions!
D-I-S-T, Ractions!
D-I, D-I,
D-I, D-I,
SD's Ddddddddiiistractions!!!
*que the sound of a cow plus the cackle of a chicken*