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So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

Drgons90

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    And Headbutts the hell out of everone.

    So Latias and Latios walk into a bar....
     
    Necrum

    Necrum

    I AM THE REAL SONIC
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    • and suddenly realize this is a one Pokemon joke, argue over who gets to stay, and eventually have a major falling out, resulting in the break up of their heavy metal band: Eons.

    So a Swalot slides into a bar...
     

    何贤豪

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    And gobbles up all the Berries and runs away, 'cause everyone was like bringing pitchforks and torches and running towards him like an angry mob. xD

    So...a Houndoom walks into a bar...and...
     
    Synerjee

    Synerjee

    [font=Itim]Atra du evarinya ono varda.[/font]
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    • ...a bar, and hits his horn on the bar's hard iron surface, causing it to chip. :P The Rhyhorn then rages and destroys everything around him.

    Then, an Eelektross shimmies into a bar....
     
    TheBigMan0706

    TheBigMan0706

    Monster hunting Snivy
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    and brags to all of the other electric pokemon in the bar that he can't get knocked out by ground types, thus getting him thrown out of the bar.

    Then, a snivy walks into a bar
     

    TheCrimson102

    Charizard
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    And crushes the fully healed squirtle. by accident of course.
    So a uxie floats into the bar.
     

    何贤豪

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    And runs 'cause everyone suddenly ran too. xD

    So...a Cinccino walks into a bar...and...
     

    Drgons90

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    A bar, and joins a heavy metal band(if you know what I mean)

    So Cofagrigus floats to a bar...
     

    theanhvn

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    An Cofagrigus makes everybody comes to where it is.
    So Mewtwo went into a bar.
     

    何贤豪

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    And suddenly runs with his immense speed, 'cause he stole a drink! xD

    So...an Arceus walks into a bar...and...
     
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