describe your favorite Pokemon in the shittiest way possible

A big dog with a mane and stripes

I can't choose but one is:
Not-cat with feathers and no thumbs.

Also:
Nightmare mouth growing out of banana kid's head.

bonus:
Angry flying stare.

Red, MLG, so swag, so good in Ash's team, dargon and not a Dargon type.

Like, it looks unfinished like they were putting it together and said, naw, this is good halfway and then stuck some stuff to it like, hey, shouldn't it have arms, and then they were like, naw, man, who needs arms, and then they said, what about legs, but yeah, don't need legs, okay a face, but they got lazy and just put like an eye or something on it and went good enough.

Uh, an otter with a clown's nose? At least I think it's a clown's nose. And what is that shell on his tummy supposed to do?

A shiny, pointy, heavy and flying chunk of metal

Japanese fox-spirit with tailsssssssss.

Blue worm dragon w/pearl necklace.

Fluffy snake murderer
Noodle rock
'murica-bird
Zombie mushroom
Smiley not-tree


Can we get a whole Pokédex going?

- Looks like a dragon, but apparently not.
- A stoat that farts fire.
- A kitten that looks like it just walked in on its parents breeding.
- Supposed to be a sheep, but it has no wool and its neck is too long.
- A feathered weasel which is the closest thing Gen 2 has to a cat (unless you call the legendary beasts cats).
- A fiery, rainbow not-turkey.