Jack O'Neill's Fun Time Armory! XDDD

I've seen quite a few "businesses" operate out of Fun Time in Pok?Land: inns, caf?s, restaurants, nightclubs, and the like. I figured that I should be different from the other "businesses," and here I am, the owner and operator of the Pok?Community's unofficial arms dealership. That's right: I'm selling guns from Fun Time in Pok?Land! My inventory is as follows:

Pistols

• GLOCK 17/18
• Beretta 92/96
• Colt Python
• IMI Desert Eagle (.357 Magnum, .44 Magnum, or .50 Action Express)
• Heckler und Koch USP (Standard, Compact, Match, Expert, or Tactical)
• SIG-Sauer P226 (9mm Luger, .357 SIG, or .40 S&W)
• SIG-Sauer P228
• Fabrique Nationale Five-seveN

Shotguns

• Franchi SPAS-12
• Benelli M3 Super 90
• Benelli M4 Super 90

Submachine Guns

• Heckler und Koch MP-5 Navy
• Heckler und Koch MP-5K
• Heckler und Koch MP7
• Heckler und Koch UMP45
• Fabrique Nationale P90
• Ingram MAC-10 (.380 ACP, 9mm Luger, or .45 ACP)
• Steyr TMP

Rifles

• IMI Galil
• Kalashnikov AK-47
• GIAT Industries FAMAS
• Colt M4A1 Carbine (attached M203 grenade launcher available upon request)
• Colt/Fabrique Nationale M16 (attached M203 grenade launcher available upon request)
• Heckler und Koch G3
• SIG-Sauer SG-550/SG-552
• Steyr AUG
• Steyr Scout
• Accuracy International Arctic Warfare Magnum

All items are guaranteed in stock! I also do special requests: name the weapon, and I'll find it for you! My only precaution is this: Don't blur the line between the Internet and real life, but I'm sure that y'all are smart enough to make that distinction, right? Right? O_o; Anyways, come to Jack O'Neill's Fun Time Armory for all of your weapon needs here at PC!

aww... no melee weapons... i like swords ;_;
well im lovin that rifal! Colt/Fabrique Nationale M16 with attached M203 grenade launcher can i take it?

Like I said, serpenter, I also do special requests; I can get you items not normally in the inventory, like swords. Oh, and here's your M16 with attached M203 grenade launcher, like you requested. *gives serpenter his requested weapon* Thank God for unlimited supplies.

The Heckler and Koch MP7, please. It's small and chunky--I can sneak up to my enemies by convincing them that it's made by little tykes and is nothing more than a super soaker. The art of deception is as deadly as any gun.

OK, here's your MP7, Chairman. *gives the Chairman his MP7* Jack O'Neill's Fun Time Armory: Over [insert number here] Customers Served!

Customers Served (w/ requested weapons)

• serpenter (Colt/FN M16 w/ M203, two sabers, ten sticky grenades)
• Chairman Kaga (H&K MP7)
• NiNGi's Worst Nightmare (NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle w/ 7.62mm rounds, W.A.S.P. w/ satchels and rocket canisters)
• Kratos (Desert Eagle .44 Magnum)

Chairman Kaga said:

The Heckler and Koch MP7, please. It's small and chunky--I can sneak up to my enemies by convincing them that it's made by little tykes and is nothing more than a super soaker. The art of deception is as deadly as any gun.

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yea, but i can walk up to someone and say"dont move or im blowin your head off"
the art of threatning is better

I'm gonna request something a little...different. I would like a NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle with 7.62mm rounds. Please and thank you! :D

Your request has been filed and processed, NiNGi's Worst Nightmare, and here's your NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle with 7.62mm rounds, like you requested. *gives NiNGi's Worst Nightmare his requested weapon, along with the corresponding ammunition*

Alright! Time for some...fun. :badsmile:*runs into the nearest building and starts climbing the stairs*

can i request two of them?

Sure! *gives serpenter his two sabers* You can request as many weapons as you want (within reason, of course).

serpenter said:

yea, but i can walk up to someone and say"dont move or im blowin your head off"
the art of threatning is better

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It's better for them to not see it coming. That way they can't use that split second of warning to move, get out their own knife/gun/etc.

i geuss... but i prefer to scare em...

Alright...Lemme see what this can do...*aims for a can and fires* *ding* Bullseye! Oh, wait...Serpenter's eye...Oops...*runs*

*chases after ningi with sabers...*
IF I ONLY HAD A COLT M4A1 CARBINE ID SHOOT YOU...oh wait.. i do :D
*shoots at ningi*

OH CRAP! Wait, I'm on a roof, and he's down there...Okay, I'd like to order a second weapon of a different type...a W.A.S.P (Wide Area Saturation Projectile) with satchels and rocket canisters.

Oh, and just for fun...*shoots serpenter's other eye*

Done and done. *gives NiNGi's Worst Nightmare his W.A.S.P. w/ satchels and rocket canisters*

Oh, and I thought serpenter ordered an M16, not an M4A1...

No take-backs! And because I'm feeling nice, I'll let you in on a secret: this new gun is designed to take out VEHICLES! *loads a satchel and shoots serpenter*

oops... wrong weapon i used... my bad...
ow i only have one eye left...well i geuss im a mutant ^_^

And now you have a satchel stuck to your chest...Way to go...*laughs and loads a rocket canister*