Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

Granted but your wishes will come true for someone you hate

I wish to get Superpowers

Granted but the power super-allergies. Stay away from cats, yogurt, large trucks, yoyos, peanuts, comic books, glue, and lava lamps, or you'll explode!

I wish for a cell phone with a longer battery life.

Granted but you can't do anything with it except charging.

I wish for a piece of cake.

Granted, but it's eggplant! >:D

I wish milk didn't make me feel hella sick. ;-; it's HELL not being able to have cereal without thinking your stomach hates you. xD

Granted, but you can't have gluten anymore.

I wish Obama would resign...

Granted, but a fully black, even tougher and more determined man rises to power! C:<

I wish that racism was non-existent.

Granted but another Race arises and wipes out humans! >:)

I wish for a potato.

Granted, but it's a fake one. xD

i wish for a live pikachu with no catch, no causalities and no faults in DNA whatsoever and HE IS WITH ME FOR EVER AND HE IS ALLIIIIVE!! >:D xD

Granted, but he rebels against you.

I wish I knew why Serperion disappeared from this site.

Granted, but Mewtwo comes and erases your memory soon after.

I wish for cake.

Granted. Have as many plain rice cakes as you want. :P

I wish for more good PSVita games to come out that are reasonably priced and can be purchased at my local video game store and aren't sold out. Corrupt THAT!

Granted, but a dog eats your Vita, and now all the Vitas are sold out. Permanently.

I wish for bacon.

Granted, but it's Turkey Bacon

I wish more people like communism....

Granted, but then a capitalist buys communism and charges you a fee each time you say the word communism.

I wish more people liked fish tacos.

Granted, but they are blowfish tacos.

I wish that I was the best youtuber.

Granted, but the next day PSY makes a new video and reclaims his title.

I wish I could hang out with Pharrell Williams for a day.

Granted, but everyone can sense your presence! C:<

i wish dat i cld bcome a moddie ;) im so cool babz, yaaah shake it!! ;]

Granted, but you get modded to a dead forum that never exists in the first place.

I wish time would stop :P

Granted. Time stops and then Dialga comes and unfreezes it

I wish for a fake potato

granted, but it's actually a real one!~ ^^

i wish for a catchy catchphrase which rocks, is 100% original which nobody steals! C:<