TravelerTrainer15
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Hello, I'm NumberOnett, and I'm number one!
I'm big into rap battles, so I decided to make my own. Enjoy.
(Credit to ERBoH, because they were the root of all rap battles.)
EPIC POKEMON RAP BATTLES!
PLUSLE AND MINUN!
VS
THE PICHU BROTHERS!
BEGIN!
Plusle: We're the tag team from Gen 3, you only appeared in the shorts
Minun: We'll Helping Hand a Thunder to you and your cohorts
Plusle: The fuss you made over Meowth's party was questionable at best
Minun: It was clearly a trick, how could you not have guessed
Plusle: In Melee, your own attacks damaged you
Minun: No reason to be on the roster when there was Pikachu
Plusle: We're the greatest tag team, and we're here to stay
Both: We'll beat these little weaklings any day!
Pichu Big: We might have been useless in SSB
Pichu Little: But you didn't even appear, are you kidding me
Pichu Big: You started the trend of Pikachu clones
Pichu Little: How about you just go back to your little island home
Pichu Big: Our evolved form owns the entire franchise
Pichu Little: We'll use a Thunder Shock to finish both of you guys
Pichu Big: IGN said it about your remakes, and we'll say it again
Both: Your raps get a 7.8 out of 10!
Plusle: Stop it before I Discharge your- er, tail
Minun: You're from a disliked region, in comparison to us you pale
Plusle: Nobody likes you, or any baby Pokemon
Minun: Your only purpose is to be cute, come on
Plusle: You got awful stats, we don't need to evolve
Minun: Go on, try your Thunder Shock, see what it will solve
Plusle: Become a Pikachu, and then take LT Surge's advice
Both: Find a Thunder Stone, and then try us for a fight!
Pichu Big: You're like Kirby in Melee, you place below even us
Pichu Little: You don't stand a chance, I don't understand the fuss
Pichu Big: If you two are apart, we might as well call it a game
Pichu Little: But we will destroy you all the same
Pichu Big: We might seem weak at first glance
Pichu Little: But a Cheri Berry is needed to stand a chance
Pichu Big: Our finishing line, saved the best for last
Both: We'll launch you past the blast line, break you like glass!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
I'm big into rap battles, so I decided to make my own. Enjoy.
(Credit to ERBoH, because they were the root of all rap battles.)
EPIC POKEMON RAP BATTLES!
PLUSLE AND MINUN!
VS
THE PICHU BROTHERS!
BEGIN!
Plusle: We're the tag team from Gen 3, you only appeared in the shorts
Minun: We'll Helping Hand a Thunder to you and your cohorts
Plusle: The fuss you made over Meowth's party was questionable at best
Minun: It was clearly a trick, how could you not have guessed
Plusle: In Melee, your own attacks damaged you
Minun: No reason to be on the roster when there was Pikachu
Plusle: We're the greatest tag team, and we're here to stay
Both: We'll beat these little weaklings any day!
Pichu Big: We might have been useless in SSB
Pichu Little: But you didn't even appear, are you kidding me
Pichu Big: You started the trend of Pikachu clones
Pichu Little: How about you just go back to your little island home
Pichu Big: Our evolved form owns the entire franchise
Pichu Little: We'll use a Thunder Shock to finish both of you guys
Pichu Big: IGN said it about your remakes, and we'll say it again
Both: Your raps get a 7.8 out of 10!
Plusle: Stop it before I Discharge your- er, tail
Minun: You're from a disliked region, in comparison to us you pale
Plusle: Nobody likes you, or any baby Pokemon
Minun: Your only purpose is to be cute, come on
Plusle: You got awful stats, we don't need to evolve
Minun: Go on, try your Thunder Shock, see what it will solve
Plusle: Become a Pikachu, and then take LT Surge's advice
Both: Find a Thunder Stone, and then try us for a fight!
Pichu Big: You're like Kirby in Melee, you place below even us
Pichu Little: You don't stand a chance, I don't understand the fuss
Pichu Big: If you two are apart, we might as well call it a game
Pichu Little: But we will destroy you all the same
Pichu Big: We might seem weak at first glance
Pichu Little: But a Cheri Berry is needed to stand a chance
Pichu Big: Our finishing line, saved the best for last
Both: We'll launch you past the blast line, break you like glass!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!