The person below me has never...

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TPBMN sneezed and sounded like a Pokemon

True, I caught Stunfisk in an Ultra Ball.

TPBMHN legitimately trained a Pokemon above level 80.

Well, I almost did on my old Blue file, but I accidentally dropped it in...
...you know what, never mind. It's true.
TPBMHN nicknamed a Pokemon their same name backwards.

True. You know, if you did that with Ekans and Arbok, their nicks would be Snake and Kobra. xD

TPBMHN attempted to trade between GSC and RSEFRLG.

True, mainly cuz I never had FR or LG
TPBMHN caught a Pokemon by accident

False, for I gave up my Ho-Oh in Silver version a few minutes after I caught it.
TPBMHN heard of Pokemon Quartz

False, I have played it, it's a Ruby hack with a bunch of fakemon

TPBMHN noticed that the Goldenrod Gym has flowers arranged in the shape of a Clefairy in GSC.

true.

TPBMHN sold thier pokemon games.

False. I have never ever sold a single one of my games.

TPBMHN Accidently turned off their game without saving after they caught a legendary.

*That actually happened. This is how it went.
Me: Sweetness! I caught Arceus (God-pony because it looks like a pony)!! I can soo cream my friend in battle!!...(Tries moving character)..Aw ####!!! WTF?! ARE YOU ####ING SERIOUS?!*

False, after I caught Latios (Ruby), my GBA's battery ran out...

TPBMHN thought nicknaming a Stunfisk, Derp.

True, I don't like stunfisk, never caught one, never gonna :P

TPBMHN given a Totodile an exp. share

True, I always had a Croconaw or Feraligatr when I had an Exp. Share

TPBMHN Has never caught a Gyrados.

~Kian

False. I honestly don't know anyone who hasn't caught a Gyrados.
TPBMHN lost a Pokemon game and found it a month later.

False, I thought about it, but never did because I don't have a DS. Thank you, DeSmuME!

TPBMHN reached 500 hours of gameplay in a Pokemon game.