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Old June 17th, 2005 (6:09 PM). Edited June 18th, 2005 by The Adamant Dodger.
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Don't ask me what I was on when I wrote this, I don't know myself. It's a joke, so... Yeah. Enjoy. Or not. Your choice. winter-een-mas is a week-long gamer's holiday, in case you're wondering.

Once upon this Winter-een-mas dreary,
I stalked about Blood Gulch, quite weary.
My eye trace 'round the map, and there,
My favored weapon! I grab it! Beware.
Shotgun in hand and a glint in my eye,
I hunt down another n00b and let fly.
A babble of 1337speak comes onto my screen.
Silent, I stalk into the teleporter, glowing green.
A melee attack to the skull as they respawn.
I check my clock, still six hours 'til dawn.

And so, spirit of Winter-een mas fresh in my mind,
I resign from the server, just to be kind.
Normally, n00b-killing is fun.
But they deserve a chance, so I turn tail and run.

Welcome, Winter-een-mas, have fun here.
May your spirit be in my gaming gear.
For one holy week, you have shown
That a sniper-***** need not always pwn.
That rocket-whores are not all bad
And that gaming is not "just a fad."
Welcome, Winter-een-mas, have fun here.
May your spirit be in my gaming gear.
Eternally devoted and wed to my darling pet, Nagoyaka Aikouka.

"Your Grace, all that you say is true. On the Trident, Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought honorably, Rhaegar fought nobly, and Rhaegar died.
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