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Old June 17th, 2005 (06:09 PM). Edited June 18th, 2005 by The Adamant Dodger.
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Don't ask me what I was on when I wrote this, I don't know myself. It's a joke, so... Yeah. Enjoy. Or not. Your choice. winter-een-mas is a week-long gamer's holiday, in case you're wondering.

Once upon this Winter-een-mas dreary,
I stalked about Blood Gulch, quite weary.
My eye trace 'round the map, and there,
My favored weapon! I grab it! Beware.
Shotgun in hand and a glint in my eye,
I hunt down another n00b and let fly.
A babble of 1337speak comes onto my screen.
Silent, I stalk into the teleporter, glowing green.
A melee attack to the skull as they respawn.
I check my clock, still six hours 'til dawn.

And so, spirit of Winter-een mas fresh in my mind,
I resign from the server, just to be kind.
Normally, n00b-killing is fun.
But they deserve a chance, so I turn tail and run.

Welcome, Winter-een-mas, have fun here.
May your spirit be in my gaming gear.
For one holy week, you have shown
That a sniper-***** need not always pwn.
That rocket-whores are not all bad
And that gaming is not "just a fad."
Welcome, Winter-een-mas, have fun here.
May your spirit be in my gaming gear.
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