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CHUCK NORRIS v. BRUCE LEE

orangejediman

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    • This is a thread to discuss who would win. PLease explain why and/or how!


    Chuck Norris. He would round house hik bruce lee and then ressurect him and do it again.
     

    MaxEx2

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    • Seen Apr 25, 2009
    Chuck Norris would win...well...because he is Chuck Norris. Plain and simple.
     

    Lash

     
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    • Chuck Norris, because one day he went to the Virgin Islands, and now they're just the islands.

    And, Tory, that was HOLLYWOOD. I'm not saying Bruce Lee wasn't a good fighter, that guy was a total badass, but I say the final conclusion in a fair fight, no Hollywood would totally end in a draw. Though I still prefer Chuck Norris, that's just opinion, there is just no comparing the two.
     

    Ŧøry vs. M£A†¥³

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    • Lash said:
    Chuck Norris, because one day he went to the Virgin Islands, and now they're just the islands.

    And, Tory, that was HOLLYWOOD. I'm not saying Bruce Lee wasn't a good fighter, that guy was a total badass, but I say the final conclusion in a fair fight, no Hollywood would totally end in a draw. Though I still prefer Chuck Norris, that's just opinion, there is just no comparing the two.
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    The reason why I said, "Brue Lee killed Chuck Norris," is because of that television commercial I like. I like both Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. On ShoddyBattle at the Smogon server, I usually be the first person to start Chuck Norris jokes. We say random positive and negative jokes about him. We have a wonderful time about this. However, some people can get pissed when we use his name too much because it annoys certain amount of people.
     

    ShadowLeader

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    • Ŧøry said:
    The reason why I said, "Brue Lee killed Chuck Norris," is because of that television commercial I like. I like both Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. On ShoddyBattle at the Smogon server, I usually be the first person to start Chuck Norris jokes. We say random positive and negative jokes about him. We have a wonderful time about this. However, some people can get pissed when we use his name too much because it annoys certain amount of people.
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    you mean like the Chuck Norris posters at Wal-Mart?! I LOVE THOSE!!
     

    BHwolfgang

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    • Okay!

    So, both of them have their signature kick, founder of a martial arts move, and can practically kick ass.

    So, I'm going to do my research. Yes, I'm taking this seriously. It's just that I'm tired of people saying that Chuck Norris can kick everyone's ass just because of those Chuck Norris jokes, which, I also may add, are extremely hilarious.

    In the end, I have to say that Bruce Lee would be the winner, but I can see a match of the century if it does happen. :O
     

    UltraBlaziken

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    • Chuck Norris, because you can't find him, he finds you (try typing "Google Chuck Norris" on Google then click "I'm feeling lucky").
     

    Dukey

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    • Chuck Norris would win. Fo sho.
    I don't see thousands of Bruce Lee jokes anywhere.
     
    Arc

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    • Chuck Norris =P
    the reason because he is awesome he has no reflection, because there is only one Chuck Norris
     

    POKEMASTERALEX

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    • I'm going to go ahead and say Norris would win. In all seriousness he's had way more experience than Bruce Lee. They are/were both very skilled fighters though, it'd be hard to tell
     
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