My Christmas Song Parodies (PC version)

Andy got run over by a Stantler

Andy got run over by a Stantler
Logging out of PC Christmas Eve
You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Kairi, we believe.

He got into a fight with Steve and Kwesi,
And we begged him not to go.
But he threatened flame the entire staff
And he left in a big bad huff
He went to Serebii and they were certain...
that they didn't want him as staff...

When we found him inside the Mod Lounge,
At the scene of the attack
He had Stantler prints on his forehead,
And incriminating Claw marks
on his back.

Andy got run over by a Stantler
Logging out of PC Christmas Eve
You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Kairi, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of GR,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there eating popcorn,
Playing video games
with friend, tmbjr.

It's not Christmas without Andy,
All my friends are dressed in black.
And we just can not help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
or de-staff him?
DE-STAFF HIM!!!

Andy got run over by a Stantler
Logging out of PC Christmas Eve
You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Kairi, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And all the pinky candles,
That would just have matched the hair
in Andy's 'fro

We warned all the innocent members,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.

Andy got run over by a Stantler
Logging out of PC Christmas Eve
You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Kairi, we believe.

ONE MORE TIME!!!

Andy got run over by a Stantler
Logging out of PC Christmas Eve
You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Kairi, we believe.

This is just humorous! I'm not bashing/flaming anyone!

XD!

I like that a lot! Great work! XD

it was funny!...oh! hehehehehehehe! :D

I know a pokemon christmas carol!

Ash: "the first pokemon, that I captured one day was a bug type named Caterpie i-inched my way."
Misty: Suction cups on its feet, so disgusting and gross! When it wiggled and jiggled I couldnt get close!"
Ash: "Caterpie, Caterpie. Misty Kiss Caterpie, please hug my bug youll make it so happy!"

I thought it was funny :P

This belongs in Other Poetry *moves*

That was funny. Good work though! ^^

Glad you like 'em :classic:


Here's another one:

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Dakota stuck in an oak tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two new moderators,
And Dakota stuck in an oak tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three web geeks,
Two new moderators,
And Dakota stuck in an oak tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four great S-Mods,
Three web geeks,
Two new mods,
And Dakota stuck in an oak tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five useless threads,
Four great s-mods,
Three web geeks,
Two new mods,
And Dakota stuck in an oak tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six spammers spamming,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!


*Will be finished later :p*

Both are nice poems! Liked them, very funny!

On 2,whyd you go from the PC version to the real 1?

Because he hasn't finished it yet. lol Dakota stuck in an Oak Tree...