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My Christmas Song Parodies (PC version)

Roaring Moon

Roaring Moon

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    • Andy got run over by a Stantler

    Andy got run over by a Stantler
    Logging out of PC Christmas Eve
    You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
    But as for me and Kairi, we believe.

    He got into a fight with Steve and Kwesi,
    And we begged him not to go.
    But he threatened flame the entire staff
    And he left in a big bad huff
    He went to Serebii and they were certain...
    that they didn't want him as staff...

    When we found him inside the Mod Lounge,
    At the scene of the attack
    He had Stantler prints on his forehead,
    And incriminating Claw marks
    on his back.

    Andy got run over by a Stantler
    Logging out of PC Christmas Eve
    You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
    But as for me and Kairi, we believe.

    Now we're all so proud of GR,
    He's been taking this so well.
    See him in there eating popcorn,
    Playing video games
    with friend, tmbjr.

    It's not Christmas without Andy,
    All my friends are dressed in black.
    And we just can not help but wonder
    Should we open up her gifts
    or de-staff him?
    DE-STAFF HIM!!!

    Andy got run over by a Stantler
    Logging out of PC Christmas Eve
    You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
    But as for me and Kairi, we believe.

    Now the goose is on the table
    And the pudding made of fig
    And all the pinky candles,
    That would just have matched the hair
    in Andy's 'fro

    We warned all the innocent members,
    Better watch out for yourselves.
    They should never give a license,
    To a man who drives a sleigh
    and plays with elves.

    Andy got run over by a Stantler
    Logging out of PC Christmas Eve
    You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
    But as for me and Kairi, we believe.

    ONE MORE TIME!!!

    Andy got run over by a Stantler
    Logging out of PC Christmas Eve
    You can say there is no such thing as Santa,
    But as for me and Kairi, we believe.

    This is just humorous! I'm not bashing/flaming anyone!
     

    PikaPal

    Ghost Type Master
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    • I know a pokemon christmas carol!

    Ash: "the first pokemon, that I captured one day was a bug type named Caterpie i-inched my way."
    Misty: Suction cups on its feet, so disgusting and gross! When it wiggled and jiggled I couldnt get close!"
    Ash: "Caterpie, Caterpie. Misty Kiss Caterpie, please hug my bug youll make it so happy!"

    I thought it was funny :P
     
    Roaring Moon

    Roaring Moon

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    • Glad you like 'em :classic:


    Here's another one:

    On the first day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Dakota stuck in an oak tree.

    On the second day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Two new moderators,
    And Dakota stuck in an oak tree.

    On the third day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Three web geeks,
    Two new moderators,
    And Dakota stuck in an oak tree.

    On the fourth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Four great S-Mods,
    Three web geeks,
    Two new mods,
    And Dakota stuck in an oak tree.

    On the fifth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Five useless threads,
    Four great s-mods,
    Three web geeks,
    Two new mods,
    And Dakota stuck in an oak tree.

    On the sixth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Six spammers spamming,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the seventh day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the eighth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the ninth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Nine ladies dancing,
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the tenth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Ten lords a-leaping,
    Nine ladies dancing,
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Eleven pipers piping,
    Ten lords a-leaping,
    Nine ladies dancing,
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Twelve drummers drumming,
    Eleven pipers piping,
    Ten lords a-leaping,
    Nine ladies dancing,
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree!


    *Will be finished later :p*



     
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