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Raichu Master
June 30th, 2005, 06:16 PM
I just thought this would be some nice fun. I wanted to make a "Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer" thread, but there is already on. So this one will work nicely.

How this thing works is you pretend you've walked up to a girl/boy, and you're about to ask him/her out. Now as the name implies, you pretend you don't know the girl/guy at all, and you say and/or do something you wouldn't want to say and/or do to ask the girl/guy out.

Please keep this as...um...undirty as possible!

Have fun!

Randall Raichu
June 30th, 2005, 06:44 PM
Uhhhh. Did you get them fixed?

Raichu Master
July 1st, 2005, 01:16 PM
*walks up to girl* You REALLY know how to grow those, don't ya?

Alex_
July 1st, 2005, 01:17 PM
Erm..Do you have mirrors in your pants 'cause I can see me in 'em?

Raichu Master
July 1st, 2005, 01:22 PM
~You're the ugliest girl I've ever seen! You're a man!? Oops, sorry...

~You're not the best lookin' girl, but I can't do any better than you. The hot girls won't take me.

Etneri
July 1st, 2005, 01:28 PM
*Walks up to a girl* I love you..

^ 50% chance to not get a date or maybe you will..LoL..

Raichu Master
July 1st, 2005, 01:32 PM
(70% chance to get slapped. XD)

*throws his gun on a bartable* *turns to girl* Want to polish my gun, if you know what I mean?

Etneri
July 1st, 2005, 01:53 PM
Sorry if this is a bit dirty lol..Not to much though..

"Hey have i seen you in a porno? Do you wana go out sometime?"

Super_Lawliet
July 1st, 2005, 02:48 PM
*walks up to girl* You REALLY know how to grow those, don't ya?

*smacks all the way to next year* j/k

My butt itches.

Raichu Master
July 1st, 2005, 04:50 PM
Have you had plastic surgery?

Shikon no Tama
July 1st, 2005, 04:59 PM
"Mmmmmm... I see some action in that body of your's!" XD

^
Man, that was seriously dirty to say, and 100% you'd get kicked or slapped. XD

Raichu Master
July 1st, 2005, 05:05 PM
(I meant dirty dirty as in...stuff you can't say on PC. XD)

I don't mind you, even though your a sl*t.

Cybex Mewtwo
July 1st, 2005, 05:16 PM
MAN: Did it hurt?
WOMAN: What?
MAN: When you fell from heaven?
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MAN: Want to go somewhere?
WOMAN: Sure. You go to your house and I'll go to mine.
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Are you tired? You must be since you've been running around my mind...
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Was your father a thief? He must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.
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I will not leave until I get seven...seven digits that is!

Just to name a few...but these are more like pick-up lines...but the end result may be the same thing.

Raichu Master
July 1st, 2005, 05:26 PM
All of them are pick-up lines. Actually...those are really good...why haven't I used any of them before!? I'm such an inconsiderate person! XD

Hi, I'm a jerk. What are you?

Randall Raichu
July 1st, 2005, 05:32 PM
HA! Did you hit ever branch on the ugly tree?

Raichu Master
July 1st, 2005, 05:38 PM
Alot of people think your ugly, terrifying even! But I have my beer goggles on, what do I care if your butt ugly?

Dignity
July 1st, 2005, 05:38 PM
Hey, baby, whats your sign?
Heaven must be missing some angels..
Is that a bottle, or are you happy to see me?

XD I hope I dont get in trouble for that last one

Raichu Master
July 1st, 2005, 05:42 PM
How old did you say you were?

Like it? Love it? I bet you want some more of it!

Overlord IX
July 1st, 2005, 05:44 PM
Hubba hubba hubba........

Randall Raichu
July 1st, 2005, 07:25 PM
*drools* uhhhh *drools*................
I am what? You are what? YOU HAVE WHAT? Lets go!

Etneri
July 1st, 2005, 07:30 PM
Lol this one is pretty bad..You'll get kicked in the nuts.
"Hey baby im 6 inches."

Fantasy
July 2nd, 2005, 04:55 AM
"Whazup homie?!"
That so never works! ^^

Dark Sora
July 2nd, 2005, 05:38 AM
'I have a butt-ache. Wanna massage it for me?' XD

Raichu Master
July 2nd, 2005, 05:40 AM
I have a hole in my pants. Look down at your own risk.

Randall Raichu
July 2nd, 2005, 08:07 AM
What did your right leg say to the left? We don't know they never met!
hope i don't get in trouble for dat.

Dragon-Chan
July 2nd, 2005, 09:18 AM
*walks up to girl* You REALLY know how to grow those, don't ya?
If someoen said that, i'd call them heavily drunk.

I can't really get inside the mind of a male, so..i'll try..
Guy: You're pretty.
Gal: Why, thank you.
Guy: Pretty Ugly.

Lust
July 2nd, 2005, 03:24 PM
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. xD

Raichu Master
July 2nd, 2005, 05:21 PM
If someoen said that, i'd call them heavily drunk.

I can't really get inside the mind of a male, so..i'll try..
Guy: You're pretty.
Gal: Why, thank you.
Guy: Pretty Ugly.

Well you can do it from the perspective of a girl if you'd like. It really doesn't need to be from a guys perspective.

You want fries with that?

Gohan
July 2nd, 2005, 06:29 PM
*Walks up to a random boy*
I've been staring at you for hours. Ar you ever going to pull your pants down and moon me?

obelisk-kun
July 3rd, 2005, 07:03 AM
I was once part of the letter h

manectric_chief
July 3rd, 2005, 07:05 AM
I'd never say:WOW!, sillicone has become lighter these days

Raichu Master
July 3rd, 2005, 07:56 AM
I was one of the Jackson 5. I was the one that grew up to have his pigment turned white, and he was just in court for...um...doing bad stuff. He was also a good solo artist.

Pincushion
July 3rd, 2005, 08:00 AM
You're ugly, I hate you.
Well thats not gonna get you a date is it?

obelisk-kun
July 3rd, 2005, 12:54 PM
you son of a ***** get out of my sight