Things you wouldn't say to get a date.

[Etneri]

Lol this one is pretty bad..You'll get kicked in the nuts.
"Hey baby im 6 inches."

 

[Fantasy]

"Whazup homie?!"
That so never works! ^^

 

[Dark Sora]

'I have a butt-ache. Wanna massage it for me?' XD

 

[Raichu Master]

I have a hole in my pants. Look down at your own risk.

 

[ShieldWolf27]

What did your right leg say to the left? We don't know they never met!
hope i don't get in trouble for dat.

 

[Dragon-Chan]

*walks up to girl* You REALLY know how to grow those, don't ya?

If someoen said that, i'd call them heavily drunk.

I can't really get inside the mind of a male, so..i'll try..
Guy: You're pretty.
Gal: Why, thank you.
Guy: Pretty Ugly.

 

[Lust]

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. xD

 

[Raichu Master]

If someoen said that, i'd call them heavily drunk.

I can't really get inside the mind of a male, so..i'll try..
Guy: You're pretty.
Gal: Why, thank you.
Guy: Pretty Ugly.

Well you can do it from the perspective of a girl if you'd like. It really doesn't need to be from a guys perspective.

You want fries with that?

 

[Gohan]

*Walks up to a random boy*
I've been staring at you for hours. Ar you ever going to pull your pants down and moon me?

 

[obelisk-kun]

I was once part of the letter h

 

[manectric_chief]

I'd never say:WOW!, sillicone has become lighter these days

 

[Raichu Master]

I was one of the Jackson 5. I was the one that grew up to have his pigment turned white, and he was just in court for...um...doing bad stuff. He was also a good solo artist.

 

[Pincushion]

You're ugly, I hate you.
Well thats not gonna get you a date is it?

 

[obelisk-kun]

you son of a ***** get out of my sight