You know what's weird?

I'm not at all suicidal or depressed jsyk, but occasionally I'll think nonchalantly suicidal thoughts.

For example:

• "Hey, wouldn't it be fun to eat sleeping pills for dinner?"
• "What would it feel like to slit your wrist?"
• "You know, why don't you try jumping off the roof? That sounds like fun. Besides, you like heights, don't you?"
• "Come on, dude. How bad could jumping in front of a truck hurt? I mean, like, seriously."
• "Dude, seriously. Just think of how delicious pipe cleaner would taste!"
• "I think you should dissect yourself. You know, see what happens."

Dear Brain,
Sincerely, Shane

[I'm not sharing this to get compassion by any means, I'm just sharing it because it's so hilariously suicidal and I thought my haters might get a good laugh x] I don't care if you think this is true or not, you have to admit that it's kinda funny.]

I used to want to drive myself in front of a truck all the time. But I was actually depressed at the time sooooooo. Same with the pills. Not anymore though so no one vm me and be like "COME HERE BABY I'M HERE FOR YOU TALK TO ME ARE YOU ALRIGHT"

Ya know, I DO TOO. I've always wanted to go out with a bang, though. NOT LIKE A BOMB, NO. But like, flashy and junk. Nothing painful, but very quick. Like, how would it feel just to free-fall down a beautiful mountain? SICK, I KNOW. Would never do it, but omg you not alone.

Pipe cleaners don't taste very good. You're not missing anything.

as in the chemical.

but whatever