droomph
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I'm not at all suicidal or depressed jsyk, but occasionally I'll think nonchalantly suicidal thoughts.
For example:
Dear Brain,
[I'm not sharing this to get compassion by any means, I'm just sharing it because it's so hilariously suicidal and I thought my haters might get a good laugh x] I don't care if you think this is true or not, you have to admit that it's kinda funny.]
For example:
- "Hey, wouldn't it be fun to eat sleeping pills for dinner?"
- "What would it feel like to slit your wrist?"
- "You know, why don't you try jumping off the roof? That sounds like fun. Besides, you like heights, don't you?"
- "Come on, dude. How bad could jumping in front of a truck hurt? I mean, like, seriously."
- "Dude, seriously. Just think of how delicious pipe cleaner would taste!"
- "I think you should dissect yourself. You know, see what happens."
Dear Brain,
Dude. I'm not that desperate.
Sincerely, Shane[I'm not sharing this to get compassion by any means, I'm just sharing it because it's so hilariously suicidal and I thought my haters might get a good laugh x] I don't care if you think this is true or not, you have to admit that it's kinda funny.]