I need a script for pokemon Ruby remake I have.
I want Birch to sa at the beginning:
Yo, wuts up. I'm Prof. Birch. I am going with you to the ruins of an ancient living grounds. We are establishing stations across the region and trying to collect their pokemon.
This *sends out azuril* is a pokemon
Duh.
What ever. This room is badly lit. Are you a dude or a chick?
Dan: I'm a dude, can't you tell from my voice?
What's your name, dude?
Dan: It's Dan, geez aren't you reading the text?
Whatever dude, I guess I'll see you in our first base at littleroot town then. SHRINKRAY TIME!
Dan: wat the duece?
*shrinks*
Then when the mom comes out if she could be like an old dude and say
Prof: Hey Dan
Dan: Yo prof, whats been up?
Prof: Oh, well we got our base set up a bit. Come take a look.
*enter*
Dan: Whoa! this place is great. And look how fast the macoke are working!
Prof: Yes, I'm so glad you thought of that slave idea
Dan: but you're the one that...
Prof: Now now, let's not point fingers. Oh also there is a clock upstairs I want you to set
Dan: ok
*goes into room*
Wow this clock isn't moving. Let's watch it.... ok time to set it. Wait how'd I know that if I don't have a clock?
*sets time*
Prof walks in
Prof: Great you set it. Now if you'll do me a favor, search the room for any more decaying remains
Dan: the fu....
Prof: ...Um...just..just kidding Boy-o!
Dan: whatever
*goes downstairs*
Prof *infront of TV*: Dan! Quickly come look! We get DirecTV reception all the way out here!
Dan *runs over*: Holy Crap! That's amazing! But we're below the surface of the Earth
Prof: Amazing what satelitte can do.... Oh also, you better go talk to Birch. His assistant's are settled in at the camp next door
Dan: Will do! *leaves*
I hope that's not too much. I just don't have a text editor! I have A-text but it won't work! Why won't it work???