[Cheering Crowd]
Crowd: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
[Jerry Springer walks onstage]
Jerry: Alright, on today's episode of Jerry Springer our first guest is Blue from the Kanto Region.
Blue: Hello Jerry<3
[Red is at home watching this on T.V.]
Red: Umm... Yellow, I think you should see this....
Yellow: What is- Oh, sweet Lord....
[back to the show]
Jerry: Blue, would you mind telling everyone why you're here?
Blue:It'll be my pleasure Jerry. You see, I want to tell my boyfriend that i've been seeing for about a year that i've been cheating on him with my best friend and... it's basically over between us.
[Audience starts howling and cursing at her]
Jerry: Blue, how long have you been cheating on him?
Blue: About four months, and over that time I realized that I don't really love my current botfriend anymore, so I decided to end it all here.
Jerry: Well Blue, you should know that your boyfriend has been listening to this backstage.... so now we introduce... Silver!
[Silver sullenly walks onstage and sits next to Blue]
Silver: How the hell could you do this to me, Blue? After all that time we've spent together?
Blue:[Busy reapplying makeup] Mmm-hmm.... that's nice Silver....
Jerry: Silver, I understand the great pain you're going through..... Anyways, let's introduce the other man, Green!
[Pallet Town]
[Starts sinking her face in the couch pillow]
Yellow: This can't be happening... She said she was going to handle this like an adult...
Red: Yellow, do you know anything about this?
[Jerry Springer]
[Blue is onstage making out with Green]
Silver: Get off her! You son of a...
[Silver lashes out at Green, throwing punches at him]
Blue: Silver no! You're hurting him!
[The two boys are fighting onstage for a while, until the security guards stop them]
[Silver and Green are at opposite sides of the stage, Blue walks up to Green]
Blue: Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
Green: Not as much as I hurt him...
Blue: Silver, It's over between us, I love Green now, can't you be happy for us?
Silver: #@*& you.
Jerry: One last thing we should bring into attention Blue, is that we did some research on Green, and found out that he's actually cheating on you wih another girl! Come on out, Sabrina!
Blue&Green:WHAT!?
[Sabrina is out onstage for two seconds before Blue knocks her down and starts pulling her hair, security breaks them apart]
Blue: I should've known you'd do something like this, you hag! What am I yelling at you for!? Green how could you just cheat on me? What kind of morally bankrupt person does that?
Green: Blue, I swear to god i've never even touched her before!
Sabrina: You won't acknowlege our love? I kill you![starts using her Psychic powers to levitate chairs and throw them at Green]
[Various chaos erupts onscreen]
[Pallet Town]
Red: Wow... this is really something. Did you see the way Silver slugged Green? Never knew the guy had it in him...
Yellow: No no no... after I specifically told her not to... she couldn't have done this in the privacy of her own home!? She wasn't right for Silver anyways....
Red: Umm... maybe I should change the channel.
[Image appears onscreen of Sapphire getting into a fist fight with Tyra Banks]
Red:Scratch that, let's go for a walk outside, alright?
[Turns the T.V. off]
END
