(Note: I now realize that I probably should have backtracked and healed up... but the past is the past. :\)
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What an original name for a tunnel which goes 'downhill'...
-__-
Oh great... it's that whiny b*** who was supposedly able to beat a Gym Leader with a blind hamster... :\
I agree, phone... will I have to worry about making another call to my lawyer?
So you couldn't have helped deal with the Band Ambar issues?
B***...
That is such ********! How the hell are you that far ahead of me!?
Oh god... :(
As long as she respects the restraining order I'll be alright...
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...probably...
********.
Somehow you - owning only your blind hamster, who is weak as
hell I might add - were able to get to the town which I am now heading too... before Band Ambar made that blockade...
beat the gym leader - who is most definitely much stronger that you are - and then slipped away
after I took care of Band Ambar, but
before I started down the tunnel...
MAJOR ********.
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Oh, and I'll beat the living crap out of Band Ambar the next time they get in my way, 'kay?
Oh my god! It's a pe-mushroom!
Definitely a mushroom... :nervous:
So what did the LPG decide to name this... err... mushroom?
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You are excused from your blasphemous indiscretion now, Ninja Caterpie. :\
...this time at least. :badsmile:
'kay, I'm almost to Maroo-
-damn. :(
Is there nothing else in this cave...?
Well... thanks for the parting gift... :\
Trainers in tunnels. :laugh:
What will they come up with next? :laugh:
Is it because the cave is magic...?
...
Probably. :\
I have not once,
ever, heard the name 'Shininshi'... And if I did, I'd fear for the world's sanity...
Strawberry-monsters, every karate master's secret weapon. :\
Thanks... :(
That's a
little more like it. :P
:rambo:
That's just how she rolls. :badsmile:
I can't deny that. :D
:laugh:
Haha... they would eat you
alive. :badsmile:
Phew... I'm getting a little tired of all of the humidity in here. :\
Why can't the door be an exit!? :'(
I doubt this'll be the exit... :(
And it wasn't.
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That sounded a lot more creepy than you may have intended...
Wohohohohohohoho!
'tis an odd laugh. :\
I meant no offense... honestly. :nervous:
I like it when things die easily. :badsmile:
Hrmmmmm.... :\
That is... definitely a duck-god-pyramid...
Neat, I suppose. :\
Health restoring items are only okay when
I use them!
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
The duck-god-pyramid has PSYCHIC POWERS! :shocked:
You'd think with all of them fancy 'godly' powers he could have prevented this... :\
Corna
is like a nightmare!
Where else could ducks be both pyramids and gods? :paranoid:
Then why don't you?
I don't understand Cornians...
Oh finally... :D
:P
I guess I'll check around town then. :\
The gym leader is probably going to be some burly, nude, man... :(
I would too... :P
Hmm... you sound almost normal... that's a welcome change.
That's a little more encouraging... but you never know what makes Cornians 'hot'... :shocked:
:D
Free stuff!
Yeah I know, the local Gym Leader. :P
Unless all of you are hallucinating I'm pretty sure you really saw that. :\
They're okay I guess... though they're really more of an 'old person' thing...
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I don't think she heard me...
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Shouldn't there supposed to be a door... all I see are a bunch of DIRTY ROTTEN TILE ERRORS!
Oh god! What's happening. :shocked:
Oh wait, it's a door. :\
Not a clue... :\
Sounds nice, I suppose...
What way...? :\
I do...?
I guess if it helps you sleep at night...
Well I
am a tad curious as to what will hatch from the Mystery Egg. :\
...if that's what you want...? :\
Yippee!
...I guess.
You
could have kept the egg... you're just paranoid, lady.
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Oh, you
know what I'm looking at.
I just can't trust this spring anymore... -_-
Hmm... this is interesting.
I wonder when it'll ha-
Oh god! :shocked:
What's happening!?
I can't stop running!
What sorcery is this!?
Does that mean that I'm going to be a daddy!? :D
Finally! My legs couldn't take much more... :(
Please don't be absolutely horrifying...
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:shocked:
Just
knowing that you exist offends me. :shocked:
You can't deny that it is apt. :\
And here you shall stay, 'til the end of time.
...ladies and gentlemen... (Mostly gentlemen, I should think :\)
...we have found the narcotics district...
It appears that they aren't being overt about selling hallucinogenic drugs in Corna. :\
So... teenagers in Corna rub
charcoal on their bodies to get high?
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Freaking morons, all of 'em.
I guess I could do that... even though the sign out front clearly says: "Hallucinogenic Herbs"... :\
Sorry, but Steven just don't roll that way... :(
Oh come on... this cop is definitely not going to be stupid enough to believe that this is a pet shop! I'm sure he can read...
Phone...
I was supposed to say that... and I'm pretty sure that he read the si-
:shocked:
I hate you...
I know. It hatched into a hideous creature. :\
She should have cooked it.
Of course you were. :\
Really!? I had not noticed that... -_-
Or she could have a good refrigeration setup. :P
Is... she named after the mountain?
'Cold love'? :\
I guess I'll need to train up a little before challenging. :\
Damn.
(Note: Before coming here I switched to Loose Wheels.)
I guess I have to head down to Greenie and switch to Tight Wheels. :P
I have to... :(
I guess I'll get the treasure of the molemen. :P
The physics involved in this don't seem to be sound... :\
...
Could have been better. :(
Yeah, Kupzcio, why else would I be here?
Thanks, Kwatcho.
Is fun... sort of. :\
Where did she come from...?
Oh those poor deluded fools on Green Way. :P
'Clara'... not a very 'X-treme' name, if you ask me...
The battle of the Ice-birds!
And Brrrd comes out on top. :rambo:
Not really. :(
It glows... does that make it magic?
I'm going to check if there are any other trainers to battle up here... now that I've taken care of Band Ambar. :P
That isn't very nice. :(
'Percy' has got to be the
least 'X-treme' name that there ever was. :\
It looks like Brrrd is going to end up looking pretty decent. :D
You want me to continue pummeling you? Well... since you called for an Encore...
:rambo:
And you hurt Brrrd, so we're even.
I suppose... if you're into white rock... and such.
I
have to get some of those cookies. :D
I've never heard of a 'bugscientist' before... :\
Double :rambo:.
You have to go get your own. :(
I'm confused... :\
That is
my spot...
If I beat you, will you leave my spot?
You had better...
Nothing that a Technicolor Beam can't solve. :D
Err... maybe not...
That's more like it.
That must be horribly depressing...
You should be thankful...
And I'm guessing that you
aren't going to move... :(
Time to go get me some cookies! :D
By bouncing around like a moron first, of course. :P
Into dah mountain!
:laugh:
She can't see me when I stand he-
Hell...
That's where I'm going. :)
This is taking away time that I could be eating cookies... :(
Haha... it's a reference. :P
:badsmile: 'twas easy.
'kay...
No big loss. :P
Is she the one who sells the cookies?
Yep!
Well worth it! :D
Woohoo!
So... they aren't edible... :(
They still serve a use, I suppose... I'll buy 'em all. :P
:badsmile:
I can't believe I haven't checked this out yet. It aught to be worth a few laughs.
Seems good so far...
This town just can't decide, can it?
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Next time we challenge the Maroon Town Gym.
Make your guesses now as to how many tries it'll take. :P