I know, I was joking. You think I'd just randomly ask you to S-Mod me, and you'd agree? I'm new, but not that new. :x
Anyway, go ahead and ban me. Just not really. Fake ban me, if that's possible. That way, you can look cool to all your little admin friends, and I can still browse the forums! :D
I'm joking again by the way. Thought I'd mention that before I find myself actualy banned. :x