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Gonads in the lightning, in the LIGHTNING, in the rain!

This video will probably always amuse me. (And imagine if there were DC eggs that hatched into those. XD)

-like CD i Ganon- NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I agree, I agree. That new girl is some ugly snuff, though. >[

Sorry I disappeared on MSN the other night. It exploded on me. ._.

Anyway, in GSC, did you notice the terrible level the wild Pokemon were on?

On the positive side, you'll have people emoing over the fact that you gave them infractions for being drama llamas, so.

Well, crap. Drama llamaing over infractions vs. drama llamaing over giving/receiving crappy reviews. The first will be lulz in your PM box, but the second would be lulz in public. On the other hand, I fully trust you'll share the lulz in your PM box, and the public lulz just isn't lulzy enough if it's not, on top of everything else, against rules the llamas didn't read in the first place.

Blathering aside, it would be a nice addition to the rules, regardless of whether or not they actually read the damn things.


Oh yes. Both like to mindrape poor Andy. No doubt Jane whispers weird things into Andy's ear when he's asleep because she enjoys it. Meanwhile, the Hive Queen looks on and lols from her cocoon. I mean, we're talking about things like, "You look great in that tutu, Mr. Wiggin."

Which reminds me, to continue our discussion last night about Andy's last name and titles:

Pope Wiggin.

You're welcome.


I'm now imagining you in black leather. With a whip. Which is I don't know because I've always imagined myself to be the sadist in those kinds of relationships.

As for how readily I can get alcohol, my mother never really cared so long as I didn't do anything stupid. My father's opinion, meanwhile, is this: "You're twenty-one, so you can do whatever you want. In fact, we have wine in this house. Want me to pour you a glass?" Only I don't actually like wine. Furthermore, Pennsylvania is one of those states that say, "Selling alcohol inside a grocery store? lol, no." As a result, Pennsylvanians need to go to a state-run liquor store if they want to get good booze. The closest one is about fifteen minutes' walk one way, I'm lazy, it's been raining for the past several days, and my mother doesn't trust me with her car. (My father works the day shift, so asking to borrow his is out of the question. And would also involve him insisting that he ride in the passenger's seat anyway. Which would be awkward when I show him what I've been drinking in college.)


Oh baby.


True. Alternatively, he tries to distract me with shiny objects while he runs away. Unfortunately, he doesn't realize that if he'd only stop dressing like Elton John, the shiny object trick might actually work.

As for the bees strategy, alas, I would, except whenever a bee comes close to me, I scream like a wussy girl and freeze until it goes away. Not even kidding. It's the result of having been told I was allergic to bee stings as a child by a paranoid mother. (It turns out that this wasn't exactly true, but that time I found out it wasn't actually true hurt like a *****, so.)

Re: the conversation between Angel and Val
You win for so many reasons right there. Also, yeah, she'll turn out effed up. However, if she develops telekinetic powers, that would be awesome. Although it might suck for her mother.


Oh, just try that line anywhere near Smith College. Half the campus would descend on you like a pack of rabid hyenas, even if you do have boobs too. XD


XD Fine by me. Squirreling away food rocks. I kinda wish I could do that right now because at around this hour, I end up hungry and kinda don't want to raid the kitchen with one of my parents home. >_> (Man, I can't wait until the first of the month. My dad goes out to fix all of the clocks in his company because they're old as sin and don't change to the next month on their own. So, he's out past midnight, and I get the house to myself. Providing my mother's working that night as well.)


So I know how to bribe you with food. XD


Andy kinda looks like he's trying (and sort of failing) at doing an impression of Don Corleone right there. Angel must be a fan of The Godfather, considering that smile.

Also, XD. Where did that quote come from?

Adorable! She has a cute little face. ^^

And the image now in my mind of her dangling by her paws is both cute and funny. X3

EDIT: Earlier today, I was introduced to these, which are made of wonderful.

Aww. It's not even an interesting baleeted review. :( (Well, at least I showed him how people actually review around here. So, I guess his spamvertisement kinda worked. Damn.)


Didn't we used to have a rule about one-liner reviews? XD


*clings to your ankles because you'll always be her Hive Queen* ;_;

Seriously, though, I made up a game. It's where I start from my Recent Visitors and keep profile hopping until I plant my name on a member who posts here. Why? Because at two in the morning, it was either that or sleeping, and I had chapter 13 of AEM on my screen with Bill in my head going, "I'm on strike. Screw you." Only with more tact and bad English accents.


No, but I went back inside after reading a chapter of Ender's Shadow the other day and told him, "Dad. The bees. They're following me."

He left me alone after that.

(So, maybe the hornets that swarm my mom's garden just really like Bean?)


....

*gropes your ego*

I'm just trying to imagine Angel trying to explain the concept of having a period to Val. She's going to end up thinking she's dying, isn't she?

Also, to the screenshot of her, she's cute. Although at first glance, I thought she had a 5 o'clock shadow. XD

Also also, in the randomly pregnant screenshot, I can't help but think of the poster for The 40-year-old Virgin. It's just the expression.


Hmm. If I remember correctly, it's eight pieces in all for $10, so maybe I should just pay for you, and we'll get a massive amount of sushi. XD (Price really isn't too much of a problem for me so long as I can actually get a damn job this summer.)


Aww. :(

Seriously, okay, underpants can count. XD


Aww. *pats* That's all right. A lot of us in fandom are pretty old. Just think of the old farts who went to see the Star Trek movie because they used to read Star Trek fanfiction. Before the advent of computers.

As for your new screens:

1. Oh, Andy. That's an awesome picture because not only is he talking to thin air, but he's also sitting in the dark. XD So, it's like no one even cares enough to keep the light on for him.

2. I must hug this man for killing off Edward Cullen, burning the pieces, and going, "Well, it'd be a bad thing to just let this stuff go to waste..."

3. lulz, Val. For whatever reason, this reminds me of high school.

Epic Pikachu in the sunlight.

I wonder if actual cupcakes could be decorated to look like its face. That'd be awesome. :D

Artsy sounds adorable. ^^ And eeee, pictures! :D

Thanks! :D
That's the power of photobucket~ XD

Love your avatar! :3

I'm supposed to be asleep, but I wanted to take care of something first. I saw your reply, and thought I'd go ahead.

The fic is the AW/PKMN one, The two worlds one. I tried changing the title of the first post, thinking that might work. Sadly, it did not.

The new name I want is the title of the first post in that thread.

I'm not even supposed to be on right now; I get caught, and I'm dead. If you don't want to check, I can give you the title tomorrow, or before I log off, if I have time.

Is it possible to get a title change on a thread? Or would I have to close the thread and start a new one? I'm really not very happy with the title of one of my fics...

EGGS = TREES! WE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG! 8D

Much love for the new hamster's name. ^^ And for her bitiness. X3

Bidoof, meanwhile, has become awesome in a whole new way.

Okay, yeah, now I'm kinda curious. What did that baleeted spam review say? XD

Also, just so you don't think this is completely for the sake of me feeding my own ego...


I swear, there are reasons why I didn't VM you. Great reasons. Reasons that have nothing to do with dial-up and my father whining, "GO OUTSIDE, WOMAN."

Also, sorry I kinda left abruptly on you the other night. Dad was waking up, and it was 2:30 in the morning. It'd be awkward to explain to him the reason why I was still online was because I was talking about pants to my friends. Real friends, not the ones who don't return my calls. And may I add that I don't understand my parents' logic of, "She said they're busy with internships and summer jobs, which means she must be able to call them while they're at work at any time to tell them to drop what they're doing and socialize with my daughter!"

Sometimes, I really hate living at home. *facepalm*

Also, as usual, I'm always around if you need someone to talk to, one way or another. I'm really sorry I've sucked at replying to your VMs/PMs lately, but I'm going to try to improve that because, really, I really enjoy my conversations with you.

That said, going back to the other VM...


If this is the same Val that kicked Angel in the nuts, maybe that has something to do with it too? XD I mean, the poor guy's already emasculated (I love that word. Emasculated.) enough by having a man-womb that makes him crap out babies periodically. Maybe he just wants to avoid the frontal pain of having a toddler plant a foot in his groin.

Alternatively...

Andy: "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THOSE THEY'RE LIKE PARASITES ATTACHED TO YOUR CHEST SUCKING OUT YOUR LIFEJUICES"
Val: "...They're called boobs, Ender."


Do you still have these screenshots? XD

Also, aww. Andy just wants to be loved and listened to. But his life partner and daughter don't really care.

Also also, for some reason, I'm imagining that last line as being accompanied by a musical number. For some reason. So, Andy, pregnant and in a top hat?

You know, after this and the comment I made about Andy in an apron and pearls makes me think that you just inspire the strangest mental images ever for me. Or maybe I was capable of that on my own, but for once, they're not about Bill. (I'm sure in an alternate dimension, Bill feels a sudden sense of relief, but he doesn't know why.)


XD Exactly. Alternatively, Bill is in the bathroom either throwing it up or trying to pass it while his digestive system revolts while Andy is kneeling outside the door and whimpering like a kicked puppy and going, "Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorryareyougoingtodieinthere? ;_;"

And, again, pictures are needed of Val. XD


*wears fur and eats rare meat in response*


Another reason why you should come to Northampton while I'm there: decently priced sushi that's still edible. (Although what would be decently priced? At this one place I know, you could get two kinds for a total of $10, which isn't so bad for sushi but still might be expensive. I dunno.)


Well, if people want to get in your pants, you'll still need pants, dear. XD


And a shirt, of course. But, you know, I never thought of that. I kinda want to dare one of my friends to test this loophole on the 90+ restaurants around the campus. I'd do it myself except I don't like how I look without pants, either.


I call Rule 34 on the entirety of this paragraph.


Woot!


Meanwhile, all those cars that end up in four-car pileups as you speed along the hour or so from where you are to where I go to college? Yeah, who cares? Except the news, only that'd be kinda badass to be the cause of a major news story.


IT WAS MEANT TO BE.


Haha. And, of course, at 1928, they probably didn't realize the implications there. Or, they did, but people were dirtier back then.

ah

I swear you were 21 yesterday

Ah, cool. I think I suffer from that too!

Not particularly. Just studying as much as I can for my Summer exams next week. The same boring, stressful stuff everyone has to go through every day of the year for as long as they're alive.

Oh, thanks.
Just that I've heard from different people that you are 'cool' (and not in the insultive sense of cool).

So..hi?

I think you're only missing a different part of the storyline or something

The Mythbusters rerun I watched a few hours ago contained the phrase "super duper lube".