Those kinds of pots are made for cooking babies--hence their size! 8D
X3 Oh, Wikipedia... That reminds me: I've got some screencaps of amusing bits of Wikipedia vandalism that I've spotted. I ought to find and share them sometime.
And hey, I wonder if any kids might ever have gotten any... uh, interesting results from licking those magazines. X3 You see, I seem to recall at least one issue or another (possibly more than one) of that particular magazine having some kind of deliberately bad-smelling scratch-and-sniff section or insert in there--I can't help but wonder what ingesting whatever substances produced those bad smells could cause, if anything.
...Maybe its effect was to make the kids want to throw their baby brothers and sisters into pots and offer them up as tasty sacrifices to Chicken-Feet. X3
And heh, speaking of Nickelodeon and deliberately stinky things, I now find myself thinking of the "air fouler" that I seem to recall having been packaged with an early Ren and Stimpy comic book that I had back in the day. XD