*POKEPOKEPOKEPOKE* KAWAII POKEPOKE IS MY VERY BESTEST OF FWIENDS *DANCEDANCEDANCEDANCE* I WILL RESCUE POKEPOKE FROM HIS PSYCHOTIC ALCOHOLIC MOMMY AND RAISE HIM IN MY 1800S-STYLE THIRD-WORLD-HYGIENE TUBERCULOSIS-RIDDEN ORPHANAGE, FEEDING HIM ONLY CASTOR OIL AND INDUSTRIAL WASTE ^___^