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Okay, sounds good! I'll sit here anxiously awaiting your return like a potential widow waiting on the porch in a cold wind for her husband to return from his 6-year naval expedition in Vietnam whilst you keep digging! Well what can I say, you must be a special one. Seriously the cute animals choice was this close. I just googled Dublin Zoo and they have this = we're going. You're escaping the boat trip for now! I feel like that should be a really sweet/romantic line, but in the context of "I'll ride a ferry for you", I think some of the drama is lost... XD Wait what, they do? That's weird, we have decent conversations - maybe they just don't like you? The other day I was talking to one about it's family back in France, turns out they're wheat farmers too!

... Nu Jesus. okay you're now my favourite person. YES I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE FOR HERHIMIT. I don't get why I have to be the pregnant one though, it sounds like hard work and you have to eat the weirdest stuff when you get cravings :( Let's flip a coin??
Okay so I just got the cutest image in my head of a Pachirisu with a whip and gimp mask - maybe need to get out more. ;_; Ahah are you talking about the weird blobfish thing? They're kinda cute, it's one of those creatures that fails so badly at life that you have to love it. XD

I'm flattered that it's a decision for you! But I have an exam tomorrow so I'm going after this VM D; Going off PC at least, otherwise I'll spend all night here eheh. Time to find some random people to text and wake them up I guess! Hopefully you'll only end up having x = Cheryl Cole a few times tomorrow. :D Don't miss me too much! jk, I know that's not possible.

@#1, that song's actually pretty good! It reminds me so much of a more R&B version of Cage The Elephant... It's kinda cool but when the guy starts half-rapping late in the song it gets ruined :( @#2, this one's not so good but still nice, I think it'd help if I could understand what she was saying lol. The musical is awesome and her voice is fab but I prefer songs with English lyrics.
... You've made me the happiest man alive. :') If you listen to the whole thing I'll love you forever 'kay! If you're liking this then you should definitely listen to some of their other albums - just say if you want some recommendations and I'll gladly spam you hundreds of them. :D

Okay we have our winner, I'm not even going to bother trying to beat that. :( Although less muscles would be nice tbh!

I'm not out to anyone, but I suspect my parents and the tight-knit group of friends I have already think I am. It doesn't help the situation that I've never had a girlfriend or ever discuss any type of relationship stuff with them. Seriously, whenever someone brings up relationships with me I get so red in the face that it's so obvious I don't even want to talk about it. But anyways, I can't help who I am and what I like. @_@ I also want to take in those who are kicked out, too! That's just terrible. I hate when people discriminate over something so silly.

You probably think I'm 1D obsessed, but seriously all I do is stalk their Twitter's and listen to their songs all the time. xD People are way more interested in the Larry bromance than the others, tbh. I think Harry and Louis have something just like Liam and Niall do. Both their bromances seems authentic. Poor Zayn, lol, with that super sexy blonde streak. >.> Anyways, yeah, these "bromances" are all made up by the fans, lmao, although I did find a picture of Liam with a #NIAM hat on once. My favorite The Wanted songs are Glad You Came, Chasing the Sun, and I Found You. Other than those songs, I haven't really listened to their other songs.

& nope, I'm American. :) You're from Ireland, right? How is it there?

You have me searching on Tumblr now, and I can't.. I really cannot. I think he's growing out his hair again!

I don't know anyone gay IRL, but I also haven't come out, either. I don't think you can tell I'm gay IRL right off the bat, anyways. I don't really act or dress to fit within the super annoying "gay stereotype". I'm kinda starting to open more now, though, and have been more tempted to actually go up to people and say hello. I'm really introverted/shy! It's bad! Seriously, like I can't seem to spark a conversation because I feel like I'll make myself look like a complete idiot. Haha. But, anyways, thanks for approaching me though VM. You're super cool! xD But yeah, that'd be my worst nightmare. Being rejected by my family both emotionally and financially would be devastating. I can't even begin imagining how many others have met that fate. :( & thanks for the support. ;)

OMG, you actually know their bromance names? We're going to get along quite well. xD Niam is adorable. Seriously, I cannot get over them. You know, I don't know what people see in Harry. I mean, he's cute and stuff, but I prefer the other boys over him. I guess it's personal preference. I like The Wanted, don't get me wrong, but they are deffo not on 1D's level. I listen to their songs here and there, and yeah they're a cute boyband, too, but 1D surpasses them any day. x)

I take it back, go to 20:30 instead! :D

Okay building a whole underwater tunnel between two countries just to see someone would be romantic, go do it! I guess we don't have to visit a zoo in England though, you not dying is a tad more important than "squee"-ing at cute animals... (Honestly had to think about that claim for a few minutes, cute animals are really cute. ;;) Ireland probably has some lovely potato farms we could visit! Or we could search for pots of gold! Or just sit at home doing nothing and watching you try to dance, that sounds just as lovely :D I think tunnels are awesome because you can shout "hi!" and they always say "hi!" back. They're really polite tbh! Say you'll haunt me~

It's a bit of a kick in the balls (pun very much intended) to hear it but I guess he is right! Then again...! But if guys can't have kids, how will Princess Mud Tameera VII ever be born? She was going to be the next -insert dead famous person here- god dammit! :( Oh wow, you actually read my book? I hear it's becoming a bit of a success recently, pretty chuffed tbh!
I don't know what was going through your mind when you decided to google that but oh god I'm glad you did. That's both terrifying and adorable I love it omg.

Pshh, I know right!? Send a few texts at 4am and play some guitar to cheer people up and suddenly everyone's angry at you the next day, people are so ungrateful! I'll just assume you'll be here to annoy instead when it's 3am and there's nothing to do. :D
Naked women are naked. Okay after listening to it that is not what I expected at all. It's... idek lmao. I think it's kind of cool? XD At first I didn't like it but it's growing on me, other than the creepy voice just after 2 minutes... ;; Feel free to shove, new things are always exciting!
A song? I'm not sure it's possible to keep it limited to one... Go here and listen to the whole thing skip to 9:14, that's my favourite! Well, one of many... Although you might prefer the song at 1:13:33, it seems closer to the things you listen to, but honestly just listen to as many as possible imo. :D

Pshh, I've seen him. Beat that.

Only on Halloween. ;o; Skyla's BW2 gym frustrates me. I'll be trying to figure out where to go and I gotta hide from Hurricane Katrina and UGH it's a mess. Messing up my hair. LUCKILY I don't talk like that. I mean, people here do and it doesn't bother me much if it's just a light accent, which is the most I have (it comes out around family but most of the time, it's just not there). But those big thick accents are noooo. I shouldn't talk though, I'm dating someone with a thick accent. It's cute on him though. >> lol

Yup, I think you're right there D:

But how are we going to visit an English zoo in Ireland? :( Does this mean you'll never be able to leave Ireland? What about when you need to return to France to fulfil your mission? You need to be brave and conquer your fear! And the only way to do that is to face it head-on. Heh, I just logic'd you. :D

What a bleak way of looking at it lmao. I guess being gay has it's benefits!
That's true, things can't be adorable unless they want to kill you. It's one of the '5 laws of cute' - Ozzy™ 2013. I'm not sure if what you linked really counts as "wanting to kill" though, it seems more like it's yawning in a scary way to assert it's dominance as the alpha uglychubbysquirrel! And in this case torture would be nice :( (don't quote me on that)

I tried to do the same but unfortunately most people seem to get annoyed by being woken up with texts at 3am... so instead I just annoy people here all night! Although with Opposites out yesterday there's no time for sleeping recently. :D Have you listened to it yet/do you plan to? (Hint: Say yes!)

The link didn't work :(

I also didn't know the club was so big. I've browsed it a few times in the past, but this time I actually decided to join the conversation. :) It's great to know others who know exactly what you're going through! I hope everything goes well, too. I don't know when I am going to do it, hopefully within this year or next, but idk. I can't seem to get the courage to do it. The thought of doing it is scary and intimidating, although I think my parents would accept me with open arms. I was reading your posts, though, and I felt bad. :( It sucks that parents would be so rash to reject their child because of their orientation. It's sick. :\ I'm here whenever you need me!

& about Liam, I kinda like his buzzcut. I think he's actually letting his hair regrow now. But seriously, he's a cutie either way. Louis is adorable too, although my favorite after Liam is Niall. I love their bromance. I love all five of them. I'm sorry, I'm such a fanboy. LOL. xD

Aww, thank you. :D I'm glad you joined us in the group because I value yours and everyone's input. I can already see that it's gonna be great. It really feels great to know that we're not alone when it comes to the struggles we face.

Liam is perfecto... I can't even.

Oh man, that picture is awful :( That was from years ago lmao. But I think that means you owe me one now? :D

Wait what, you have?? I don't remember putting any on here... ;;

Btw apparently this is you:

But how will I ever know if you're angry or sad! Can you just put up a post-it note every day so I know what to expect? Haha I'm exactly the same. The gesture is nice but there's nothing wrong with the smaller things, it just depends who you're doing them with! I think that may well be the definition romance, and I'm pretty sure you said our first date would be in an English zoo. n.n Eheheh and you'd have to brave the sea on a boat, that's twenty times more dramatic!

Lol that's awesome, how long ago were you doing this? Can you still do it at all? No need to be modest if you have the skill to pull it off, but I think I'll need proof of this skill first. It's a shame you gave it up, it looks like a really cool thing to be able to do especially if you were good enough to win medals. Although I feel sorry for the guys having their trousers pulled up that high, must get painful with all the jumps and stuff. ;;

Bwaha okay I agree, cheetahs are awesome. I Googled them earlier today whilst bored and they're sooo vicious it's badass. Not the cutest of animals (other than that baby cheetah aww ♥) but not everything has to be cute I guess! ... dafuq is coming out of that snake's mouth? XD Oh god that squirrel ahhhdfoghdfsoghdfslg ;;;;;;;; I WANT TO HUG IT :( *ahem* I see your incredibly cute squirrel and raise you this beauty!
I know the feeling, I had to do a report on para-pox and it was horrid. :( But it's partly what got me interested in the subjects I do since maybe I'll be able to help cure them! It's a long shot, but can't hurt to try...!
Perhaps those -1 octaves happen to be my favourite octaves! If you ever feel like 'torturing' me I'm looking forward to hearing it. :D

"Solve 5x - 4y/z = 7." Leona Lewis! Okay I can't even begin to imagine how you managed that but it's... impressive! I tend to get bored trying to sleep when there's soo much other stuff to be doing, it's impossible to switch off. D: I normally just end up texting people or playing guitar, much to the pleasure of the other people in the halls at 3am. :D What do you spend the time doing?

Hyper-links are awesome, but are any of them to pictures of ridiculously cute squirrels playing together in the snow? Otherwise they might not help too much, sorry!

Yeah well *sticks tongue out*!

Haha, that explains things. I usually post in Art & Design, the section I supervise, or in Other Trivia.
You'll see me replying to most threads in A&D while it'll take you 2-5 minutes at most to come across a post of mine in Other Trivia.

Neither of them are frequented by you, right? Our choices of sections just don't overlap so we don't come across one another. But oh well, I'll turn things around by april and hopefully post in sections outside of those two. You aren't into art by any chance, are you? :p

That just looks trashy though. XD And yeah idk I just didn't like how he talked. He looks great though. ;) I really did like all the BW2 gyms though yeah. Except Skyla's. Her gym in BW was awful too. Does she want people to die? And I just like Clay because his dialect is how people talk here and he has some decent lines in the game. :)

Haha, I guess. Which sections do you normally post in, by the way? Haven't really seen you much.
But I guess that's just my fault, haha. Don't really post much outside my own section, to be frank.

Ducklett is the epitome of gangsta, I do believe. And lol $ydian would be fabulous. It makes me feel like Ke$ha. And yeah, Blue is cool. I like Sabrina, Jasmine, Morty, Wattson, Roark, Volkner, Elesa, Iris, and Clay. I did like Marlon until I played my English Black 2 and his dialect got on my nerves. XD I look about half and half...guy gym leaders are nice. Clay is a bit different from the rest, as is Wattson, but oh well.

Fierce is a great word! :D

Yup, precisely! Plus you get to sing I'm On A Boat so really it's win-win. "that's quite sad" is the perfect reaction to dying I must say! Must romantic thing hmm... Anything involving Simon Neil tbh it's pretty similar to what you said, that's kind of the ideal situation! Although gestures like going out of your way to talk/be with someone or travelling across half a country to see them, that's pretty high up too. ♥

It's for my benefit, not your's. :D Irish dancing? I think that video may have been the coolest thing I've seen in my life. At first it's like "He's just moving his feet...?" but it's impossible to stop watching and gets so epic ahhh! Are/were you any good? :D Lmao I hope I don't get nightmares like that from watching them ;_;

An animal hipster...? That's new! I guess they are kinda cool but I don't really know much about them to judge. You'll have to teach me about them! Venomous snakes are sooo cool though, the way they paralyse you and wrap around your neck to suffocate you before eating you whole... okay it sounded cooler in my head! I had a pet snake for quite a few years and watching him eat mice was worryingly fun. Don't worry, I'll just throw pictures of cute animals at you 'till you start to love them!
Now that's dedication, I'm impressed. Haha nooooo, not going to happen! My singing is worse than a cat being strangled by another cat which is itself being strangled. (Someone really needs to catch this guy...) How about you play the whistle and you sing after? :D

I normally sleep around 3/4am but when I've got exams or labs like today I try to sleep earlier or I'll break something... OR MAYBE YOU JUST GO TO SLEEP TOO LATE MISTER.

YAAAY YOU'RE AWESOME. ♥ I'll need to borrow your whistle to shake though, I never knew that was an official judging technique 'till today! I'll go read it as soon as this lecture finishes!

I think I'll be the judge of that! n.n

Oooh, so many staff people on your profile.

You are overthinking liking too much, dear! :) And really? Hm. I knew it made me look a bit smarter when I posted haha. Now I kinda wanna use it again. ...But I do like this Ducklett. I feel gangsta. And Sabrina would suit you. She's fierce! ;) What other gym leaders do you like?