Yay! Sorry I'm so late replying, I had to go to work right after you sent that and I only just remembered I had VMs I haven't yet replied to XD
So uh, yeah! I'm not entirely sure how this mentoring thing is meant to work, but basically if you have any questions about anything or need any help, you can come to me :) I'm here most of the time (except when I'm sleeping or working) so I'm never usually too far away. I'm a moderator of Other Voting Polls which is in the off-topic area, but I'm pretty much active in the entire off-topic arena so I'm great help there. You said in your thingy that you wanted to learn about C&M so if you need anything there I'm also happy to help! The rest of the sections you were interested in I don't know a whole lot about but I have friends who do so you can ask me anything and I'll find out for you... or at the very least send you to somebody who does know :P
Also, you seem interesting - it's not often you get somebody who joins a forum with immediate interest in the off-topic sections lol. Tell me everything about yourself!