There once was a man named Eoin Finnegan,
He grew whiskers on his chinnegan,
The wind came up and blew them in ag'in,
Poor old Eoin Finnegan (begin ag'in)
There once was a man named Eoin Finnegan,
He grew whiskers on his chinnegan,
Shaved them off and they grew in ag'in,
Poor old Eoin Finnegan (ag'in ag'in ag'in)