Once upon a time, there was this beautiful cyclops called Betty Boop ( o ) She was sad because she was victimized, thus she went to live in Buttalot Forest, a sacred place where bunnies strummed harps and birds played poker. One day she was reduced to tears after a very mean man called Sir Alfred the Buttchan ( & > &) insulted her face while she was in town buying dirtbags. She sat on a log, weeping like a sad git. Then suddenly, an ugly ferret called Martin nipped her toe comfortingly. He looked like this / (~ 3 0)/. 'WAT U CRYING ABOUT, BIRDIE?!!!' he asked, his breath smelling of christmas cheese and easter pegs. 'The world sucks and I hate it! Let's get married and elope!!'
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN 8D
PART II