Um... Needs a little work ><'
OK, try this corny joke on for size:
Some chess freaks are waiting in a hotel lobby to get a room. In the meantime, they are discussing their latest chess tournament victories. An hour later, the manager comes out and tells them to break up. When they ask why, the manager replies, "We can't have chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
It's a play on words XD