this sounds a bunch like high school musical on steroids. i applaud you for being able to sit through that, i'm sure i would've had a breakdown.
actually the last funeral I went to was pretty dry. he was really stern and pretty cold. my aunt was married to him and they lived together, he was pretty much a myth like i think i've only seen him twice and one of those two times was at his funeral. only my aunt and i cried and tbh it wasn't for him. other than him and a few others my family is filled with a bunch of goofballs who enjoy drinking and eating good food haha. what about your family?