Jesus oƒ Suburbia

I'm not even that short. If you're nearly six foot, I come up to about your shoulder.
If you don't want him to do it, I'll do it. I'm nice like that.
I'd like to see you buy that in a shop. I bet you couldn't even say it out loud.

No, but I do find it very hard to retrieve the tip from the bunny suit.

Then the only option is to scream & run.

Now I have a reason (& a damn good one at that) to visit last.fm.
I want to be a rebel: a alcoholic zebra.

Longer than your penis. Hell, mine's longer than yours and I haven't even got one.
I'm telling Santa to destroy your arsehole this year as a present from me ♥
What are you getting me then?

They do. The club has wonders you'll never experience..

Just beat him with the mic or something.

IS IT HOT LIKE ALL GREEN DAY PICTURES ARE?
Gotta love that alcoholic bunny~

I'd invite you along to see it rust, but it's past your bedtime..
I've still got that lobster suit I know you like.

He let me draw a beard on his penis once. Best kiss I've ever had.

At least he loves me. He's promised me all the stainless steel I can dance on.

Like, an ice cream cone or chicken? XD

... I didn't crop the image... the icon was just there (& Billie looked cute so I made myself a theme).

According to Tré, I have a chance.

At least I'm getting some.

I'd take Tré, too. I'm pretty sure Mike doesn't roll that way...

Sounds hot.
I will, I will.

I'm impossible to ignore 8D

You weren't going to? Oh, but here you are.. all logged in.
We are indeed, I've got yours in my trophy case. Polish them everyday.

Go study >:|
Um, I'd threaten to steal your "cookies" but I've had those for a very long time now.

Billie? Hell yes!
What... that I don't actually think you're old?

I have no reason not too... It's Green Day, why wouldn't I?
You know it~

Without snow, winter is boring like fall. Except it's colder.

Not what I had in mind.
That's right. Hella bogus.

That website is hot. Omfg, heck yeah!

Really? I love it with all the snow. There's so much to do during the winter.

Does it have to be a pillow?
OLDER THAN ME IS OLD*
*by my standards

Hot icons, Mhmm. Billie <3

Stealing the Billie icons in your signature.

n__n~~

A cold, yet pleasant day, Mhmm.

Really? You're, like, sixteen. ANCIENT.

Edit;
What Patchisou Yotuhru said.

Can I steal one of your icons too? /loves the 4th one from the left
& East Jesus Nowhere is an awesome song, yes.

I also admit I'm wrong if I know I'm wrong, yes.

Oh, you have themes too? NO WAI.

It is now. Deal with it!

I don't think that would fall under "Paranoia". That's more "Akita's being really self-centered & negative".
True enough, Mhmm.

I saw you legit post. I wasn't sure if you'd figure out how to post, after all this time. XD