Well, I can handle writing on a cake. And slicing bread, and lifting heavy boxes full of frozen stuff. (I'll be amused later tonight of you trying to lift something huge.)
I managed to load pictures up to photobucket! :D
Here's Val kicking butt, and shoving her hand through her arm.
And her punching Andy into the end table.
Here's Scotty finding it absolutely hilarious that there's a bolt of lightning behind him. And him sparkling, even though he's a warlock and not a vampire and aaaahhhh.
Last, we have Ender saying he has five BFFs, and Angel looking at him funny.
Also, (I picked up the habit of starting sentences like that, which is worse than my habit of starting sentences with "And") remember when we were talking, and I said that I tend to yell at my Sims? Well, before I moved the Wiggins out of their old house, Ender jumped on the computer and started playing the Sims 3. Judging from his facial expression, he was playing the Sims 3 version of his family.
I really don't remember much about A War of Gifts, since I only read it once and since it didn't feed me fanfic fodder, I didn't pay much attention to it. (Ender in Exile, on the other hand...) But I honestly remember my rage after I read that book that Card turned his main character from someone who kicked a lot of ass in many ways into some easy way to make money. Because A War of Gifts would have been a perfectly fine story even without Andy being mentioned.
I'll wait until you're done reading the book before I finish ranting. And yes, I'll be able to get into full ranting mode at the drop of a hat if you mention that book.
Geese are awesome, by the way. There was one that used to swim on the lake on my college's campus. It was pretty lax about everything, since it wasn't really bothered when I would sit on the lake's shore and read. (Which leads to a funny story. I was by the lake's shore reading and listening to my headphones when I heard a car pull up. Cue me jumping behind a pile of dirt and sneaking through the woods like an escaped criminal. I didn't stop sneaking until I hit the road, which I proceeded to run down, thinking "Math class can wait. I'm getting out of here!")
That post... I really don't understand people's thought processes. Because that person had to:
find your profile
click on the statistics tab (instead of using the lovely box for VMs)
go to the page that lists the threads you started
CLICK ON THE SECOND PAGE OF THAT (wtf?)
randomly click on random thread
post a reply asking simple question that could have been answered if the person just read a forum description
I'm really not following this thought process, and attempting to do so is causing a headache to form above my left eye. Which means it will turn into a migraine. Which means that Scotty will be trapped in a windowless, doorless box whining about food while I call him several colorful names.
Like a rainbow of insults! <3
Why do people stalk you, though? It's obvious why I stalk you (The wacky hi-jinks you get involved in amuse me more than a 70's cartoon show! Also, I'm your sexy stalker who can't type worth a Bean. One whole bean. Boy can't chew some raisins, and no matter how long he sucks on them, they won't be grapes again. He don't make a fist good.) But, I mean, why does random newbie go "lol, let me bug this person! :D" and it's you? Why you? Out of all the other people? And why go through...
AAAAAHHHH Headache.
Oh, and when you mentioned Eureka, I thought that you were admitting that there is another woman in your life. Then I got smart.
I am also jealous of the fact that you had a Jones soda. My workplace stopped selling Jones soda, which upset me. I would drink many bottles of that soda if I could, but no, ghetto land had to stop selling them!
We at least still have Faygo.
Which doesn't make up for the lack of Jones, but whatever.
What kind of Jones was it, by the way?
Also, because you cut your finger, let's hold off on the fun times, kay? I'm an Undead, not a full vampire.
The Edit: So, apparently Ender (the Sim) thinks that his older brother is a dog and should learn to "come here". I'm confused and disturbed.
Also, I put Ansset into the same hairstyle that Orson has, and gave him some stubble. Once I take a picture of him, I'll post it as part of an experiment.
Edit: I have three days off from work, and in an effort to not get into constant arguements with my mother, I have been playing the Sims. So I have pictures of the twins Ender and Ansset as teens. Ansset is the hot one. He doesn't have the glasses anymore, because they weren't showing up correctly, and I have to figure out what happened there. Ender looks like Scotty.
Speaking of Scotty, he called Orson up for a trip downtown. They proceeded to have tickle fights, and Orson admired (he wanted to give his brother a back rub!) Scotty and told him lots of dirty jokes. It was all very very gay.