Memory

You don't want to know where the mayonaise comes from.

A fat guy just broke his wrist and all you can see is yellow.

So thats where mustard comes from.

Nope. The power hasn't gone out. Was making a post in another forum. haha

It is warm? Warm and snow at the same time? That is strange. Wait! How warm? haha

I'd like to see you weighing 12 stone, constantly eating, wearing skimpy bras and g-string's that barely cover a fat cell, rolling around in the ocean like a fat-ass manatee and then trying to figure out vegetables are.

That actually sounds quite sexy, now that I think about it.

I should really watch The Biggest Loser more often.

Somewhat angry at my parents for reasons you can see if you look through my profile.

But, I'm laughing at fat kids roll around in the sea and then get in trouble for trying to hump the camp staff.

So hows the uber Memory today?

haha Maybe one year then. I go visit your little snow covered place and enjoy the snow. Still is it ever at least warm there?

haha. Sounds pretty fun. It snowed here once before a few years ago. That was cool. Nothing like what you said but it was cool enough to make smallballs. haha

haha Yeah. I should but the thing is that I don't like very cold places. Also don't you guys have snow storms? Isn't that just as bad?

Meh. Getting hit by a hurricane isn't what I call lucky but having power I guess is. haha

NOw that sounds cool. Having somebody you can love and stuff. Somebody that con tolerate all the stupid junk that happens. haha

Yeah. haha THey are annoying.

Yep. Still haven't found that girl. Been looking but not asking. I just don't feel like I want to ask anybody out but really I am ok with my friends since I have more fun that way. haha

haha Don't worry. I think I am going to text them soon after a hurricane party. haha

Oh wow. I so feel like I need a girlfriend now. haha Still happy late aniversity. I bet that was a great day. haha

Meh. Yeah. Usually I am out right now hanging out with some friends from uni but classes got canceled and uni got closed so we couldn't meet today.

Oh where is he? haha I am guessing you spend your fridays with your boyfriend.

Oh wow. I was so going to VM you. haha Great minds think alike.

Nothing much. Enjoying the storm that is about to hit and all. Being bored overall. *looks outside* Yep still blowing hard. No rain.

You?

Nah, go ahead and post in your old thread. xD

I am? ;~~~; *goes to cry*

I bored. Entertain me. Meh

That's great! I love it when things work out like that. 8D

I hope that rumor's true, though. Otherwise, I'm not special. ;~; *shot* XD

If you didn't get all Cs and Ds last year in honors, I doubt they'll move you. o_o;

I think they considered letting me skip a grade. That might also be a rumor from my childhood, though. :3 I like feeling that smart, though! XD

Not a problem ^^
How's it, er, hanging? oO