I have also noticed that when I do "kick puppies in the teeth", my kickings tend to be rather tl;dr. I apparently do thorough kickings. XD
Also, I seem to recall that you had your wisdom teeth out? There have been a few people in my life that got those removed recently (like myself), so they all kind of blur together. Since your mamas are telling you to rest, I hope my recollection is correct. And I hope that things are fine.