Here is an epic story of awesomeness, epic-ness and radical-ness, I present to you... IN YOUR FACE! A comedy which is also a classic, haha:
Here is Burt, (¬‿¬), he is a secret agent who is plotting to stick a pie in Tony Abbot's face. He has planned this for quite some time, so now he will commence. Arriving on the scene, he see's... PRESIDENT LINCOLN! It turns out he is still alive, but how? Pew pew! He's being shot at by Queen Victoria! He must duck, dive and dodge while holding a pie, will he make it? Then he see's Lightning, who is sticking a pie in Cloud and Tifa's face! She is also a secret Pie-er and will stop at nothing to pie Abbot first! She spots Burt and get's ready to PIE HIM TO THE GROUND! He dodges a massive blueberry pie, but no. She still has more pie! Will he make it to Mr Abbot who is sitting by the pool? BAM! HE PIE'S LIGHTNING, THEN QUEEN VICTORIA, THEN CLOUD AND TIFA AGAIN, THEN.... SLAM BAM IN A CAN! He pies Abbot.
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