Um, assuming you got the last line, I'll try to explain the other part. I saw that anime (not sure what it's called, not going to guess), and I thought of this page—specifically, you and your avatar. The moment I walked in was them explaining the dog in your avi and signature, and I chuckled out of the unlikeliness of me walking in at that specific moment.
I know you might be thinking some weird guy with a bandana and jeans or some shiz when I mentioned Harley rider, but to assure you he's not that personification, I'll tell you - he's British and is a Perma-resident here in the States, and his hair is the spitting image of the hair of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, a.k.a. ↓