pokemaster0823

SUCH an asshat. :P

Welcome back Gina! I'm happy you're going to stay around! :D I lol'd at the guy in the chicken costume haha.

It's cool to be MIA sometimes, it's probably better that real life take priority haha. So long as you always come back to us in the end :D

yay you're back!! Barrels told me you came back but you should be here more often!

lmao I love the first chapter of CCBB. It's so awesome - but WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT GETS BETTER! I'm only 5 chapters into Lies because I've been terrible about reading lately but it's still amazing so far haha.

D'awww! xD I'm sure that is not true.
*checks yo post count*
...OK, maybe it is. A little bit. ;) But we are good friends, really we are! We'd never, say, dissect your nose and feed it to a shark. Or unload you if all three of us were stuck in a hot air balloon and we were losing altitude. Or sell you to a knowledgable and advanced alien species in return for the secret of really good broth. None of those things. /has been watching too much noel fielding

Spring break? Pfft! What a name! I iz British and so know nothing of this fabled event. Tell all, please! xD

ALL MA FRIENDS DISAPPEARED D:

Well, apart from Andy. ;) But he's on here 48/7, as least as far as I can make out. In other words, nice to see you again! xD And yep, that Swanna is fulla hella attitude, as they said in Glee that one time.

*cough* GUURRRL.

Oh oh oh! :D While we're on the subject of grammatical stupidity, what about when people type ',,,' instead of '...'? IT'S LIKE NAILING A DUNCE'S CAP TO YOUR FOREHEAD AND REPEATEDLY POKING PEOPLE IN THE EYE WITH IT. Or when they get all confused about semi-colon usage and resort to cheap little commas instead! Or when they write questions and leave off the query mark! Or when they write sentences that are obviously not questions but stick a query mark afterwards just to underline what an avant-garde kind of idiot they are! Or... but no, I'll stop. ;) Wouldn't want to pop another vein.

RateMyTeachers is so ripe for misuse, though. I mean, the really rubbish ones don't read it and if they do they don't care, whereas the decent ones will read it and get upset by any negative comments. Which are inevitable because a site like that is like a gigantic glow lamp for morons. *wipes brow* I'm done! (For now.)

XD nicely memed. But in a half-hearted attempt to change your mind, I shall quote a sparkling review from, guess where, Meyer's own website:

"Wow! I must admit, that when I heard about Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, I was very intrigued. A book about a regular teenage girl— just like you and me— falling in love with a gorgeous vampire? Who wouldn't want to read it? I was hooked from the first page, and as I read it, it only got better. Twilight is great because it seems so ordinary; is it possible for this situation to happen in your life? Imagine seeing a guy, more handsome than any you've ever seen, and not being able to tear you eyes away from him. Imagine that the force of your mutual chemistry feels like electricity. I promise you that every girl will want to be Isabella Swan. Throw in a little danger, a sticky situation, and a love more powerful than either character has ever known, and what do you get? Stephenie Meyer's Twilight. It is definitely a book worth reading."

IT MAKES SO HILARIOUSLY LITTLE SENSE.

XD what an excellent slogan. I am appointing you Chief President Lady in Charge of Marketing, PR and Excessive Exclamation Point Usage, if you will accept the position.

In other, random news: because I am conducting a miniature survey, what are your thoughts on Breaking Dawn? (Assuming you've read/watched it.) You'll have to be creative to get around the swear filter, but I have the utmost confidence in you. ;)

totally forgot to check

It doesn't break height rules! :) But I think I need a new sig anyway. This banner shall form but a larger part of the new, improved whole... >:)

OH MY GAWD YOU ACTUALLY DID.

:D *hugs* I'd put it in mine but I think it might break sig height rules. Lemme go check that!

...I tried making Andy take a grammar test. He murdered two blameless lovebirds and stuffed them in the boot of a car. ;)

And since I am procrastinating like crazy today, how's this for a banner? ;)

ya sure just pm me when your ready

You're gonna be an English teacher? :D Dude, that is so awesome! I had the best English teacher in high school - it's one of the best subjects to teach, I reckon, if only because there's so much potential for you to make school epic. ;)

And the feeling is very mutual! :D We three can form the Grammar Group, if you like. (Well, me and you. Maybe Andy. MAYBE.) A triad fighting the forces of missing apostrophes, misplaced semi-colons and excessive exclamation marks. WE SHALL BE UNSTOPPABLE.

Haha yes, we are wonderful. You definitely made the right choice XD

And yeah that's what my friend is like too, but I still think she'll become the next Clooney girl (they seem to get younger every time, so he'll date an Olsen twin and then it'll be onto my friend :P)

LISTEN TO BARRELS! FOR I AM THE HARBINGER OF BETTER ENGLISH! FAIL TO HEED MY WORDS AT YOUR PERIL!

...i am so, so sorry for this, xD Shame on us! Fighting our battles on your lovely new profile!

DO NOT LISTEN TO BARRELS ANYTHING HE SAYS ABOUT ME IS WRONG, THAT IS A DAMAGING LIE!

LOL - I have a friend who's just like you in that respect. She has an enormous crush on Liam Neeson and won't date anybody unless they're at least five years older than her. I find it a bit disturbing that this is a requirement for her, but I try not to judge :P - I can just tell she's gonna marry an old rich guy and Anna Nicole her way to the top :P

Aha! So Tumblr is like life in that it adapts to your nature? Or perhaps a Ditto in that it transforms to suit you? (WOOT POKÉMON JOKE THAT SOMEONE WILL ACTUALLY GET FOR A CHANGE.) If I ever get into it (and I have been wanting to for a while!) then I shall definitely tag/friend/poke/bite/whatever you first. ;)

Fings are going all right, actually! :D I was bullied by a loss prevention officer the other day (who, no lie, actually used the words: 'this ain't a library' - I thought there was some kind of law that forbade people saying that outside of movies) and forced to buy a book that I'd picked up solely because I was bored. However the good news is that I actually kind of like the book. ;) Swings and roundabouts I suppose. In other news, my Amazon order is ridiculously late and I saw an alien last night. :O

ALSO! Because Andy is being truthful MEAN about my girlfriend, I shall tell you a horribly embarassing secret about HIM.

Ready?

...Really?

OK.

andy gets their and they're mixed up sometimes roflmao

Haha, it's going just fine. I was at work on my break when I replied to your last VM, but I'm now at home so everything is much better

Also don't worry too much about the illegality thing. The guy I lost my virginity to was 17 and I was 18. Who even cares? XD

...it... the Tumblr-ness broke my mind...

Just kidding. :P But it is somehow even more confusing than I'd imagined. I read that Tumblr's a picture-blog-thing, which appears to make sense... but not all of your posts were pictures! Also, you appear to have notes instead of comments (which may or may not be the same thing I DON'T KNOW I'M GUESSING ALL RIGHT. I loved your theme and the name of the blog but it just. I dunno. IT IS TEH CONFUDDLING AND STUFF.

Haha that is so great to hear! It's a refreshing change from "who's that lady in your avatar?" XD. It's nice to meet you good lady, I'm Andy *shakes hand*

I see you've also met my good friend Barrels! He is a catch. He has a girlfriend right now but they treat each other terribly so you may have a shot if you're lucky! :P

I do not have a Tumblr! Because I suck at life in general and tumbling in particular. :P Apparently it's good fun, but the interface bamboozles and bemuses me... that, and I don't have the foggiest what it is or how it works. I am however willing and excited to learn! (I take it from your question that you have a Tumblr, so link me and I shall attempt to understand it. ;)) You can be my guide in this! We shall embark on this Tumblr-ing adventure together! United as one! A team dedicated, devoted and unsleeping!

not entirely sure unsleeping is a word. also, i'm sugar high. it's nearly one in the morning where i am and I SHOULD BE ASLEEP so apologies for my oddness