Shining Raichu

also you wanna come do all my work for me, i'm tired :P

It's flour. It's a flour-covered baby. I sent you a flour-covered baby AND IF YOU DEFY MY WILL AGAIN, MINION, I SHALL SEND YOU A REAL ONE BY EXPRESS AIR-MAIL all the way from Blighty. So I shall. ;) beware innit

Regardez you and the animal-loving fella... you are truly, truly evil and I wouldn't be surprised if you have inadvertently made that wallaby into a Horcrux. The first of many, if you carry on down this road at 90mph, SMACK BANG into another wallaby okay sorry that was too good to pass up

buuuuttt I also laughed like a crazy person upon reading it, so we'll be doomed together I guess. Snarking with the damned. I can think of worse fates. ;)

that bby's eyes

they will haunt you

they cannot be unseen

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I thought it might, and then I went and did it anyway. :P because I'm actually secretly evil, and have been symbolically eating jelly babies for the past half hour to signal my desire to become a Cannibal King -

WOW that escalated quickly ;)

i miss my baby

even though my baby hates babies

and would probably like to see them all placed into some sort of gigantic shopping trolley and pushed over the edge of a cliff

i still miss him ;)

I am eternally yours, hon, but the one thing I draw the line at is referring to myself as Barrels Mah Barrels. I feel like every time I walked into a room I'd have to explain it, and on each successive occasion the explanation would grow more painful and embarassing, until one day they discover me at the bottom of a well with a stake of iron through my heart. Then I'd be Barrels, Yah Dead Barrels, who is probably even less good at replying than the shuffling creature you see before you.

And YES OBVIOUSLY I HAVE SEEN IT, it is amazing and if you say ONE WORD against ANY of it I shall PSYDUCK YOU RIGHT UP, so I will. IN GRATUITIOUS CAPS. :P

that's me

ah, but like Marilyn Monroe, I give you a cheeky flash of skirt and run off again. ;) i'm sorry i've had nasty horrid work

ALSO HAPPY CHOCOLATE-GORGING DAY, i mean easter

Here have a breakdancing Raichu.

I'm gonna have to borrow that track suit.

i will hunt for the closest property

ahaha get ready to be disappointed

i feel like a lil school girl!!

This is all you need to know to get you slavering like an animal about Nick Gillard ;) he's a talented talented man. With a selection of badass hats. What more could you ask for I mean srsly ;)

Also no you muppet, my avatar's the same it's been since I joined back in the misty vales of The Past :P and I'm just going to pretend that your remarks about Star Wars wounded some other Barrels, so there. (Although I semi-agree about the trailer being a lil' too confusing to be awesome, BUT STILL, LIGHTSABERS)

i'll assume it's a yes then

it's whatever you want it to be

a psychic once told me i'll marry a scorpio

i'm not sure if i should be flattered or not tbh