I am sorry on behalf of my Abysmal Memory :P it's just that you, um, well, not to put too fine a point on it, you seem to own freakin' all of the clubs in Other Clubs. xD So you understand my confusion, n'est pas?
Pardon my French, by the way - I've been reading a rather wonderfully rude history book today and all of yesterday, and it's thrown a dash of spicy Frenchness into my hitherto boring English-speak. A partir de maintenant je vais vous parler uniquement en français, et si vous avez réellement pris la peine de s'en tenir cela dans google traduire que HA, car il n'y a pas de pot caché de l'or à la fin de cet arc en ciel.
Ladette to Lady sounds horrific. xD What's wrong with a nice English girl who likes a laugh? Way better than some uptight corset obsessed with etiquette and money, that's for sure. Also I had no idea there were chavs in Australia, lol. Isn't it a British thing? And Escape to the Country, I just. NO. STOP BEFORE YOUR DIGNITY FALLS OFF.
(I jest, I jest. It actually sounds rather relaxing... though if I want to see the beautiful English countryside, why, I can simply step outside. Not to rub your nose gleefully in it or anything. No. Not at all.)
Finally, this is the greatest Lily Allen has ever been and will doubtless appeal to the, um, personal feelings you so vehemently expressed. Seriously. There's a bit in it I think you will adore.
The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies