Shining Raichu

DO NOT SCREW WITH MY POSTS

Hello. Do you eat food? Because if you do I'm here to warn you about something potentially harmful to your eternal soul: forks. Forks are the devil's invention. I hope you give up using them right away and accept the Jesus-approved method of eating with your hands. Thank you. God bless.

I happen to like the word truncheon. :P Much more deep and satisfying than a puny little baton, that's for sure. And if you ever forget one of my VMs again I'll damn well SHOW you how deep and satisfying I find them, so I will. >:) iz kidding obvs

'They're so beautiful and stylish and fast and wonderful' - beautiful, perhaps, although if it's designery-ness you're after, PCs actually give you multiple case options - which I'd argue transfers freedom to the consumer and so is far more efficient at increasing consumer satisfaction. Stylish... only if you're so painfully avant-garde that you'd tie your legs behind your head if someone told you it was the in thing (which, coincidentally, is how using a Mac feels to anyone unused to Apple's... unique brand of intuitive). Fast - modern Macs, yes, but that's defeated on several levels by the fact that a PC at the exact same price point will utterly and embarrassingly smoke a Mac in all arenas, and that older Macs are just as slow if not worse than their PC equivalents. 'Wonderful' - you know, I'm not even gonna bother with that. ;) Here's some advice - sell your Mac to a oldie who doesn't know how superior PCs are and buy an Alienware machine. You'll never look back.

And just because I can't resist... 'you like doing everything the hard way clearly!' Nah, it's just that you can do more on a PC, but that naturally leads to having to learn more skills. I reckon it's a fair trade-off. :) Plus I prefer Mitchell over Webb any day.

OMFG I love that show! hnnng; my favourite episode was when Dr. Cho/Chan? (icr) was given a heart in a box. x]

Thanks. Mmm true, at one stage I was worried, but now it's cleared up, I'm at ease. But I'll keep an eye on how I feel oover the next couple of days. :33

Enough about meeeee, more about yoooooou. Whatchya up to?

Pains in the stomach, like someone what stabbing me. D; Didn't feel all too well the whole day tbh. :(

That's splendid to hear! Yeah, great, much better than yesterday. ;D

How are you sir?

You are special, dearie. You are. And maybe if you keep on telling yourself that, the world'll eventually seem less grotesquely unfair and more... misguided. :P

Also I am sorely, sorely tempted to change my usertitle to 'Andy 2.0' :P I totally should. **** it, I will.

xD and yep, I thought that article smacked of your style. Do warn me when the jackbooted AAEP[1] make their way to my humble part of the world; I'll make sure I stay indoors and ut of truncheon distance. :P

And finally... hate to contradict you again (although you know I secretly love it :P), but you did tell a lie. It's right there in black and off-white. Here, I shall quote you:


As a piece of subtle surrealism slash satire, it's fantastic. As a statement made to confuse and corrupt... it's morally reprehensible. :P
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1. Andy's Agenda Enforcement Police

HAHA I KNOW!

down down prices are down

*cackles*

Also I'm totally stalking your posts and I did this. Am I bad? :P

I WUV YOU TOO BIG GUY. :P Aww, but seriously, thanks dude. That's so cute. ;)

Although... I'm not a hundred percent sure about this you-becoming-my-sole-and-only-teacher thing. :P I mean, the things you've so far managed to instil about life are unanimously filthy. xD but anyway, nice job on that article you wrote for Cracked. Iz very illuminating. ;)

aaaahhhh why not!?

psn? play station network?

OOOOH WHATS YOUR PSN

:O
I taste like I smell, AMAZING! xD

I am not a Weeaboo and definitely don't taste like one :(

oh. but which do you prefer? d:

I am on a lot tyvm

Oh btw when I updated my list its 35.5 Days now :P