Shining Raichu

Alright c:

Gaaaaaaaaaaah I have 5 hours and 45 minutes to left to go.

Thank goodness it's not true. <3

Omg. I hate Yuki's Sword VMs? >: O

:D Do I get a Lava Cookie now?

Sigh. Do I have to spell it out for you, cakemeister? I never once implied that the student would assemble in an orderly fashion before the Death Eater hordes, wave their wands prettily and chant, 'Kittienus changeius!' (Well, it'd make a fun alternative ending for the DVD boxset, but no.) Evidently my assumption that you would be able to read between the lines and deduce my cunning plan was misfounded. So, in its entirety, here is How We Would Easily Win The War If McGonagall Would Just Saunter Off Into The Sunset, Complete With Cut-Out-And-Lose Map:



Right. See those numbers on the map? Here's how they correspond:
i. Harry sneaks round the back of Hogwarts into the Forbidden Forest. Noticing a handy horde of Death Eaters hanging out at point 1, he steathily approaches from behind.
1. BAM KITTENS.
ii. Drunk with success, Harry zigzags stylishly down the left-hand corner of the map to point 2, where he withdraws his wand and dispatches Nagini with a simple 'Snakies Begonius'. Then...
2. BAM KITTENS.
iii. The fight thusly over, Harry dives into the lake and returns to Hogwarts a hero.
3. Smoochtime with Ginny.

D'you see now? D'you see? I never said we'd be playing fair, oh no. Harry has to use his Belt of Stealthiness to get behind the enemy before Transfiguring them into kittens. Obviously.

And stop making me laugh, Muggle. Ron is not only a skilled wizard but a beautiful one, and I expect he'd have dispatched you before you could pick your jaw up from the floor. (Also your inability to understand 'why she would have settled' says much about you as a human being, good sir. Obviously she wanted kids.)

I AM teh queen!

Bahahahaha. Ok okkk

OH i forgot the condom one lmfao

oh lmao, yours looks more right than mine

yeah idk there's this thing going around tumblr where you see him being a sociopath idk lol are you on tumblr??

andy i need your celebrity knowledge
who is shia leabouf and why does everyone say he is a cannibal i dont get it....

D: No!!!! Please don't ;; I'll be badly hurt.
Get it? Because I'm Bayleef :D

Stalking your Vms. I hope you don't mind, sir.

idek why I still remembered that. Yet I fail to remember homework that's due the next day. lol

I think you already have a reminder. c:

May 22nd. my three years here

It's almost that day n___n

Oh, so now we're indulging in frivolous what-if scenarios in order to defend our thoroughly indefensible propositions, are we? Typical. But I will match your fictional hodge-podge word-for-word and lie-by-lie, never you fear...

I take issue firstly with your assertion that Dumbledore would allow the students to, as you so aptly put it, 'run wild' in a teacherless environment. He would not. As proved on many occasions, our favourite Headmaster is not above the occasional bit of blackmail, coercion or downright sorcery in order to fill a post; cough Slughorn cough. :P However.

Even if we accept your ludicrous imaginings, your argument is as self-defeating as it is risible. If Hogwarts is now packed to the pointed tip with 'Transfiguration masters', what's to stop them transforming Voldemort, Bellatrix and their army en masse into sixty-four darling baskets of soft, mewling kittens? (Kittens with anger issues and the occasional murderous impulse, yes, but kittens nonetheless.) I hardly need remind you that the manus of a cat is not suitably designed for waving a wand; henceforth the Death Eater threat would be eradicated. McGonagall has, in her absence, proved to be thunderingly inessential and peace is restored to the wizarding world. Also, more kittens, and kittens are made of win. So there.

Now a cupcake, please. I feel I deserve one for so kindly pointing out your logical shortcomings. :P And as to whether you'd stand a chance against Ron... really, now. You know full well Hermione would track you down inside the week and beat you slowly into the cracked and dusty radioactive wasteland that was previously your family home with a short thick stick and a gigantic metal spoon.

Aw damn. But yeah, the elevator scene is from Supernatural.

Well, I'm mostly lurking, VMing people or looking at blogs. I post once a week or so. Lol.

He is indeed!!!!!

Also @ droomph I didn't add him on facebook lol. It was a reference to something.