Shining Raichu

I think I sent you this one already but it never gets old.

OMG LAY OFF THE BABIEZ YOU SELFISH JERKS IF YOU'RE A PARENT YOU HAVENT LIVED!1!ONE

How about HAVE KIDS? BABIES SOLVE ALL THE PROBLEMS!

Just because you are being annoying I am going to find the most obnoxious parent fail on STFU Parents and post it on your wall. brb. >:)

OKAY ONE MORE TIME.

AND I'M SPAMMING YOU SOME MORE.

No.

You're the gossip of PC Lane, Andie (andy + edie), showing off your scantily clad figure to your suitors, and still you expect secrets when you act like that?

xD C'mon, it could be worse, someone could leak this to those seedy discussioners over at the DCC

is your msn still fudged up?

I AM SPAMMING YOUR WALL BECAUSE I CAN.

also I was joking about the ponies.

Andy I was going to spam you about how 30 Rock is perfect and you need to watch it but

shirtless pic

omg

I am keeping your retail thread alive and well. You should thank me! XD

So I was browsing my VMs when I got one from Rednael commenting on my post in the Rainbow Connection.

I decided to snoop around his profile to get to know him a little bit. I noticed that you spammed his profile to "get that picture off the front page."

So I investigated. To my surprise, I found a spoiler containing a large picture of you, shirtless, laying on a bed.

And I had something to say about it.

xD I hadn't actually picked up on the fact that your Tumblr is entirely devoted to your unfortunate case of ephebiphobia. Exfoliate the hatred, sir! I recommend a volunteer course down at your local youth centre. And I shan't talk to you until you've done it. HONEST TO SERIOUS LIKE.

Also, I take your thoughtless words about male-on-male affairs as a personal challenge. Here, in its fullest form, is my effort describing your typical night:

The mists of Andrew's ashed memory obscure
Last night betwixt covers, after all that liqueur.
Was it planned? Was it rash? Was he more-or-less smashed?
The streets pose a challenge his head balks at facing
For a straight line's impossible with both butt-cheeks aching.
'Oh, sorry,' he mumbles, 'pon hitting a lady,
'Watch where you're going!' she snarls, looking shady,
But honest-to-goodness, it's not Andy's fault,
And if you think it was, well, you're really a dolt.

I NEVER SAID I WAS A POET OKAY. :P

And how did I come across my new job? Well, obviously I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a walrus. And naturally my light-show talents were recommended via that route. Keep up, tsk.

xD dude, I'm basically a Buffy virgin. I've only seen series one and a couple of episodes of two and that's it. I'm guessing Sexy Lady Sentenced to Life in Andy's Avatar is from a bit later on, lol. DON'T TAKE MY RITES AWAY PLEASE I'M SORRY

You got me all excited for nothin ;;

Clearly my divine powers at work once again.

PARALLEL POWERS GO.

Sure you didnt.. But i will ask!

Well? What do you have to say for yourself? Whoring yourself like that in public. You should be ashamed of yourself!

Close enough. Have you seen Red's profile?

YOU SLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a brief but passionate affair! It meant little to nothing! Those tender nights (and mornings, on occasion) that we shared will forever be consigned to the mists of history, along with vinyl toasters and Mark Hamill's old hair!

...Although I do take exception to your rather misogynistic remark about Bruce's actions. Honestly. Tut. You ought to mention the men as well.

And yes. Yes I do. How in the seven circles of tarnation did you ever happen to guess? :P

also, who is that chick trapped in your avatar and LMAO you're probably infected with a slow-acting infectious disease. yeah i read your tumblr

Nope! Deffo 4000 for me.