ShinjisLover

Good I'm guessing? / *continues still*

_-_ / No! *continues* I need to revive you!

Yeah, I know what you mean. *shot*

But... why? / To speak Russian, duh! / No you're not! *CPRs*

*shrugs* It was funny. @w@

Well, for some reason, a few of my friends were CRAZY about that book, and they talked me into at least trying it. So I read the book, and the first couple of chapters were actually okay, but after that, it started getting really, really boring. All the four books consist of or revolve around is just plain Edward and Bella. The main villain, Victoria and pretty much the Vulturi, neither one of them are even a threat. Victoria chases Bella for THREE damn books, and they talk about how dangerous and scary she is, and they protect Bella, Vampires and Werewolves both, and when Victoria finally DOES emerge, Edward takes her out with ease. It even said that he took her out without a single scratch on his body in the final fight, and that was ridiculous. What kind of final battle is that? The Volturi have 'immense powers' but they are immortal. That means they forget everything, apparently. They told Edward that Bella must be a Vampire before a certain amount of time, I think about three days, but they forget about it and never really return to check. So Bella stays human for months and months. I think even a year.

To make a long story short, that book is REALLY stupid. Boring, written by a child with an adult body, and the Vampires sparkle. Very, very ridiculously mind numbingly stupid. I wish I never finished those books, but when I start a book I hate stopping in the middle of them.

I'll PM you a link.

"I look at chest size too, but you didn't hear me say that. =3"
I lol'd. Hard.

Have you ever read the Zelda mangas?

Yeah, they're super fancy. xD

Well, yeah! :P I saw you had a new post and so I had to visit. :3 It turned out very well.

Well then, what might you be into?

Lol, Wampires. I really hate those ****ing Twilight fanatics. They get on my nerves. I honestly don't see anything good about the book. I can't stand any of the characters, the book has no taste. I mean, this dudette who has been chasing Bella for three ****ing books dies without having any chances in a very un-descriptive fight against Edward whatsoever. That book really ****ing sucked. No one even died, really. None of the main characters, at least. God those books were boring as hell.

*gets nuclear bomb* =D?

Just add 'comrade' to the end of everything.

*CPR*

Not recently, fortunately. Which is odd, because it's recently that his insults have gotten the wrost.

*gets tank* Good enough?

...Pwease?

And the Blahman?

Want me to shoot him to make sure?

Nice... SPEAK RUSSIAN COMRADE!

Nice.

Meh. Not like I haven't considered it. I have, several times actually.

But... Satoshi's gonna get you.

Sweet, I can speak other languages!

Yup, that's what I mean.

Come on, lets run!

?ris doog ,em rorrim uoy tsum yhW...

Oh, God, I think you just encountered a Bandwidth Exceeded thing.

No! Don't do it! Satoshi is there too!

"o.O

I can't imagine what you'll come up with when you can do that... actually... I think I can.