Uh-huh, 'looking for 20-25 year olds with 30 years experience' . . . or at least that's what it feels like. Sod off ye bastards.
I wouldn't be coming down for graduation if I could help it, but my family's insisting. I'd be perfectly happy to graduate in absentia, and it's cheaper than relocating the whole damn family for a week, but nooooo.